Matt Cain Facts

It's time to carry on that interwebs tradition, going strong lo these three years, of creating a list of facts about a favored figure. It all started with Chuck Norris Facts, and has since moved into the baseball world with Lastings Milledge Facts and Cole Hamels Facts.

After reading Grant's post and the responses projecting Matt Cain's production for this year, I think it's time for Matt Cain Facts. I'll start.

1) Matt Cain doesn't change speeds; the space-time continuum adjusts around his pitches.

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