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Well, that would not be necessary Mr. Sabean. Winning a pennant could easily be accomplished with scouting. And the scouts could be told to accept factors ranging from years played, veteran experience, service time, experience, and experienced veterans, to a cross section of other necessary skills.

Of course, it would be absolutely vital that our top veterans and experienced players be included to foster and impart the required principles of leadership and tradition. Naturally, they would win prodigiously, eh? There would be much time, and little to do. But, ah, with the proper free agent signing techniques and a ratio of, say, ten veterans to each rookie, I would guess that we could then work their way back to a division title within, say, twenty years.

Does anyone want to read disgusted thoughts on Matt Morris?

Does anyone want to discuss Steve Finley appearing in the starting lineup again and again and again, when he hasn't had more than ten hits since April?

Does anyone want to talk about the Giants at all?

Steroids? Free speech issues?

Me neither.

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