Good gravy, am I glad there isn't a bronze medal showdown after the NLCS/ALCS. How can you get into that if you're a German or Portu... What in the hell is the word for a single person from Portugal? Portugalian? Portugalman? Portuguy? I'm going to guess it's just a Portuguese, but that's no fun. One Portuguy, two Portuguese.
Could you imagine making it to the NLCS, losing, having to play a 3rd/4th place showdown, and then losing that?
And a big thanks to everyone who helped with this. You don't even need quotes anymore.