Vinnie Chulk's stats from Baseball Cube. I would have been pretty excited to get him in 2001, but that's true with a lot of Giants.
The only anagram of his that is at all interesting is Nun Lick Hive. I'd suppose there's a site devoted to that sort of thing on the internet, but I'm not going to seek it out. Hellllo, FBI watch list.
Also, Marc from Beyond the Boxscore weighs in with some statty goodness on the trade.