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Open Gameday Thread, 6/15

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There's a South Park episode showing St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, denying entry to people of various religions. Everyone's upset, and finally St. Peter says, "No, the correct religion was...the Mormons'. The Mormons. Sorry, but it was the Mormons."

That's kind of how I feel about the free agent pitching class of 2005/2006. Matt Morris has been a dog, Paul Byrd just as bad, but Jeff Weaver has been even worse. Kevin Millwood's been just okay -- you have to consider the park he plays at just to come to that evaluation -- and Esteban Loiza has mixed incompetence with injury.

No, the correct pitcher was...Kenny Rogers. Kenny Rogers. Sorry, but it was Kenny Rogers.

At least Morris isn't Loaiza. I'd respect a player injecting HGH into his eyeball before respecting one getting busted for drunk driving at 120 MPH. What an ass.