If you haven't put down an entry in the pre-gameday Mad Libs thread, but you're in the mood for some Mad Lib action, stop reading! Get an entry down in the linked thread, fill in the blanks, and post the completed affidavit in the gameday thread. The truth must be told!
Another day, another scoop. My sources have filled in more of the redacted parts of the Jason Grimsley affidavit. The government might black out the words, but we give you the skinny. I was thinking that might be the new slogan around here. If I keep breaking news like this, 60 Minutes is going to want something catchy to introduce me with.
The fantastic redacted:
One last source chimed in:
If I didn't use yours, it isn't because I don't love you. It's because I don't find you interesting. Also, I got tired of cutting and pasting. I'd still love all of the completed entries in the gameday thread.
Cain v. Vargas. Stop the streak, fellas.