Schmidt vs. Peavy. For reals, yo.
I don't know if Grant was planning to start one of these. Or Kenshin. Or Goofus. Or Mrs. Taschner. (Or Officer Barbrady, or Mr. Garrison, or Chef, or the 1989 AFC Champion Denver Broncos...) But I'm gettin' antsy, and I've got comments to make, so here goes.