Reading a rushed AP recap of an exhibition game without a McCovey Chronicles t-shirt is like a peanut butter sandwich without jelly. What kind of person would do that to themselves? Read an AP recap of an exhibition game, I mean.
Since the game isn't on TV, KNBR, or any sort of game tracker, I guess this will just have to be the place to discuss what might be happening. I'll start:
Uh, c'mon Todd Jennings. Either hit or catch the ball with some unusual demonstration of ability.