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Open Gameday Thread, 3/5

I hate saying that games are "must-wins" this early in the season, but....

Eh. That joke's retired until I find it amusing again. Tomorrow, maybe....

Giants against Cubs, I know where my loyalties lie. Giants against Team USA? How can one man choose between the two? The Giants will always be my true baseball love, but Team USA is Team USA. Apollo Creed. Moon landing. Tippecanoe and Tyler too. USA! USA! USA!

Then there's a part of me that hopes Jamey Wright hits one of those imperialist bastards right in the ribs. No bunts for oil! Keep your pine tar off of my body!

Is it April yet?