I'm under the weather today. Also, the weather is digging its knee into my abdomen and giving me a purple nurple. So this isn't the best day for me to toss out 1,000 words on Jamie Brewington, as much as I'd love to deliver.
Instead I'll just link to an article written by Jeff Pearlman in 1999 to illuminate what kind of sportswriter he is. Pearlman is the author of the latest Bonds book, and a writer who might have set Sports Illustrated back several decades. Check the reworking of the movie title in the first paragraph. Za-iiiing!
It's unfortunate that Pearlman is resurfacing, because the guy's useless. How useless?