Going to the game again. Jekyll Schmidt or Hyde Schmidt awaits. Wait, no, that's a tired way to describe someone who could be either good or bad, and I've used it too much.
Going to the game again. Simon Schmidt or Garfunkel Schmidt awaits. I think I've been to seven games this year, and that at least five have been Schmidt starts. Normally, that's a good thing. Not so much in my experiences this year.