Thank you for reading this. I know you are busy, but I had just one quick question. Do you know if Randy Winn is really the answer for the Giants?
Signed,
Confused in Colma
Dear Confused,
No.
Sincerely,
God
While the tongue-in-cheek mea culpa post would have typed itself if Winn slapped one over the head of Garret Atkins, the weak grounder as omen post isn't exactly hard to rap out either. The Giants played their standard game and lost because they aren't a good team. Winn doesn't really fit in the narrative except as a metaphor. It was his game to win last night, and only the fact there were two outs prevented him from grounding into a double play. Welcome to the club of the damned, Randy. I see your loved ones did not put coins on your eyes upon your passing, and you were unable to pay the fare to cross the River Styx. That's okay, grab a bat....