Cain Matt Cain caintrol the Rockies? When the Giants decided they were going to be raising Cain from the minors, they had just one question: is Cain able? Even the most caintankerous of fans cain't deny the cainticipation of tonight's start. Hopefully, Cain will get ahead in the caint early and cainoften, caining the caintdown that cain cain cain.
Cain.