Cained goods are on display at Biased Giants Fanatic, part of the Giants blogger discussion on prospects. Head on over if you Cain.
Cain't you see? This pitching prospect might be the end of us all! The puns can come in fifteen different directions. Giants Lean On Cain. Cain is Able. Sweet as Sugar: Cain Pitches For Win.
Sports page editors across the globe have waited for a five-tool pun machine like this. They're going to use his name in the same all-purpose fashion the Smurfs used "smurf".