Those counterculture long-hairs over at Mays Field are having a sit-in on April 9th. Well, okay, a party, but if they aren't smoking joints and listening to Quicksilver Messenger Service, then I guess I don't know what "tongue-sort-of-in-cheek protesting" means in 2005.
The party is being held at The Brickhouse Cafe during and after the Rockies game. If you wear your Mays Field swag, you get a dollar off of some beer. You would also get a dollar off Pabst Blue Ribbon. You can find directions and other details at the above link. Myself, I'll be freakin' working. I'm serious about them touching my stapler.