
jordanovich
Mar 28, 2008 Dec 01, 2008 5 164
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16 years to life for stabbing baseball fan
16 years is too short, this idiot should never see the light of day again.
So much for playing spoiler against the bums =/
Well, at least this helps Timmy's Cy Young case (I hope).
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jordanovich
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I think I know why Zito sucks
Being the baseball dork that I am, I'll sometimes be alone in my room pitching an imaginary ball or a crumpled up piece of paper against the wall, fine-tuning my delivery. After I got out of the shower today, I grabbed a rolled-up pair of socks and started my usual routine when I thought of something Zito said about his new delivery in Spring Training. He said he'd practice it in front of a mirror. So, I grabbed my full-length mirror, propped it against the wall, and began pounding my socks against the wall right above it when all of a sudden: BAM! I hit the mirror and broke it. The first thing I thought was, "Shit. Seven years of bad luck." Then, it dawned on me. I immediately ran to the computer and typed this out.
Whatever, I thought it was funny.
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