Question: Does a running tally of Giants runs scored next to all time low by the Colt .45s interest you?
Answer: Sure, I ned SOMETHING to root for
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Question: What's more boring: Listening to another person talk about their dreams, or listening to another person talk about their fantasy league?
Answer: Dreams
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Question: Who goes first?
Answer: They...can't...be....stopped! Aiieeeeeee!!
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Question: Well?
Answer: a
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Question: Where do you think Holm's ceiling is?
Answer: Career backup
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Question: Well?
Answer: a
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Question: Well?
Answer: Fer it.
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Question: Magowan is stepping down.
Answer: Most polls have a question instead of a statement, jerkface
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Question: Could you tell that I was on vacation?
Answer: You should go on vacation more often.
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Question: Which KNBR host is being blackballed by the Giants?
Answer: Razor
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Question: Whom should the Giants DH?
Answer: Bowker
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Question: Baron or Gilbert
Answer: Gilbert Areanas
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Question: How does this end?
Answer: It ends with the falconmaster and the woman in the dress of flames. Long they have traveled. Long they have suffered. When their work is complete, the world will be complete, just as it will be nothingness. Before the void consumes us all, Zito walks two
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Question: Well?
Answer: Extend him.
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Question: Who wins?
Answer: Justin Morneau
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Question: Lewis, Winn, and Bumgarner or Alderson for Delmon Young and friend(s)?
Answer: Heck yeah, but there's no way the Twins would do it.
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Question: Well?
Answer: I'm such an inconoclastic genius that I'll choose "other", and y'all will just have to guess at my brilliant and non-obvious solution.
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Question: Are you angry that Lincecum didn't go out for the eighth inning?
Answer: No, it was the right move
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Question: Has watching yet another undeserved Matt Cain loss made the proprietor of this site freak out and vow to never write about the Giants again, even if that means turning his almost-popular Giants blog into a second-rate celebrity gossip blog?
Answer: Yes. Yes, it has.
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Question: The rejuvenation of Ishikawa?
Answer: Fluke. Call me if he does it next year.
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Question: Wait, did the "tanning booth from hell"-line even make sense?
Answer: Seriously, if you're going to start worrying about if your jokes make sense, you're just going to get burned out again. That would be a lot of worrying.
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