Remember this topic? http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/1/30/155854/577#comments Later, I went and hinted that I might turn that into a story for Creative Writing class (http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/1/30/155854/577#1258673). So, I sat down and wrote this story as my final project.

Disclaimer:
They always say to write what you know. I am an internet addict. I also love the San Francisco Giants. I also also love random humor. This is an attempt to combine all three.

Characters are based on members of various message boards I frequent.

The Fruit Loop thing actually happened. As did the line about the spoon. I have strange friends.

Also starring Weena Mercator as the Hopping Woman.

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