Community Projection: Matt Cain

by Grant Brisbee on Mar 11, 2009 1:28 PM PDT

I am a righteous, logic-fearing man. Walk under a ladder if you want. Light three cigarettes on one match. Things don’t happen in threes; you just notice when they do. And Matt Cain isn’t cursed with low run support. Wait a sec. He is, actually. Dude’s cursed. He must have gotten...