Eugenio Velez: On the Bubble?

by Grant Brisbee on Mar 20, 2009 9:58 AM PDT

Eugenio Velez: Super infield/outfield utility man. The words just roll off the tongue, don't they? And by "roll off the tongue," I mean "roll off the tongue of a person who was bitten by a coral snake and whose mouth has swollen to an unbearable point and oh god where is that antidote they said it...