Dear McCoven,
I come to you humbly because my reputation is on the line. Manny Ramirez is in Albuquerque this week to prepare for his return to the Dodgers.
My friends, aware of my Giants' fandom, are dragging me to the game on Wednesday, with hopes that I'll develop some witty anti-Manny heckles. Any suggestions?
Thanks much,
Dan from NM
Member, Southwest Chapter, McCovey Chronicles