Summing Up The 2B Race (Also PHOTO CAPTION!)

by WalrusMan on Feb 19, 2008 8:40 PM PST

Ray Durham struggling to stretch, with Kevin Frandsen behind him laughing.

And yea Photo Caption Contest thingy again.

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Re: Summing Up The 2B Race (Also PHOTO CAPTION!)

Too many NC-17 jokes...

Democracy is lovely but baseball is more mature. BVCE supports Manny Burriss and SF Dugout.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 19, 2008 8:39 PM PST reply actions

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Uh...

"Swagger this, bitch"

I don't know, I'm going to bed now.

by xanthan on Feb 19, 2008 8:42 PM PST reply actions

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Ray: "Ok Franny...this is the only time I'm letting you get to second base."

Giants = Jack Crap.

by Woody Wins on Feb 19, 2008 8:54 PM PST reply actions

You get some credit for this

"Franny, if you do real good you might get to third base."

Nate Schierholtz cannot play third base. Nate Schierholtz cannot play third base. Steve Kline is pretty okay. Nate Schierholtz cannot play third base.

by groug on Feb 19, 2008 9:35 PM PST up reply actions

Going all the way

Kinda looks like they're heading for home if you know what I mean.

Democracy is lovely but baseball is more mature. BVCE supports Manny Burriss and SF Dugout.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 20, 2008 9:21 AM PST up reply actions

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"Aaaaaaghh... is it a boy?"

Nattowear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Feb 19, 2008 9:12 PM PST reply actions

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"I wish I knew how to quit you."

Brian Anderson: I can has spot in Fresno 'pen?

by JT Jordan on Feb 19, 2008 9:39 PM PST reply actions

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too soon!

Pedro Feliz. He's a Phillie.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Feb 20, 2008 5:52 AM PST up reply actions

Re: Summing Up The 2B Race (Also PHOTO CAPTION!)

Also,

Frandsen: "Oops!"
Durham: "You fart!!!1!!"

Brian Anderson: I can has spot in Fresno 'pen?

by JT Jordan on Feb 19, 2008 9:40 PM PST reply actions

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OK, who had fart joke on the 7th post in the pool?

Nattowear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Feb 19, 2008 9:57 PM PST up reply actions

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Penis!

. . .did I win?

Brian Anderson: I can has spot in Fresno 'pen?

by JT Jordan on Feb 19, 2008 10:25 PM PST up reply actions

Just 2 fellas from San Francisco

by wilriv21 on Feb 19, 2008 9:54 PM PST reply actions

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This might be uncomfortable for a little bit.

No longer proud Papa: SuperBAD Brad

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Feb 19, 2008 10:00 PM PST reply actions

Frandsen Comes Alive?

Nah. Frandsen just comes.

by Moggeee on Feb 19, 2008 10:12 PM PST reply actions

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Ray: Do you expect me to talk?
Kevin: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.

Nattowear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Feb 19, 2008 10:14 PM PST reply actions

Frandsen aspiring to be a pitcher

Here he is demonstrating his back door sinker.

Bochy: grounded until he stops hitting and running with slow runners and crappy hitters

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Feb 19, 2008 10:16 PM PST reply actions

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Nattowear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Feb 19, 2008 10:21 PM PST reply actions

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"I've been holding this $7M in my ass for 10 months."

by chefasaurus on Feb 19, 2008 10:31 PM PST reply actions

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"And that's how you sing the blues, dammit."

He is Vengeance. He is the Knight. He is Dave Righetti. PRAY TO HIM!

by howtheyscored on Feb 19, 2008 10:54 PM PST reply actions

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"She gives me moneeeey, when I'm in NEEEEEEED."

Nattowear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Feb 19, 2008 10:56 PM PST up reply actions

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"And that's the face I made when I pulled my hamstring each of the last 5 years."

He is Vengeance. He is the Knight. He is Dave Righetti. PRAY TO HIM!

by howtheyscored on Feb 19, 2008 10:56 PM PST reply actions

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"Watch this Kevin, you should know how important it is to stretch your suck muscle before every game."

Nate Schierholtz cannot play third base. Nate Schierholtz cannot play third base. Steve Kline is pretty okay. Nate Schierholtz cannot play third base.

by groug on Feb 19, 2008 11:05 PM PST reply actions

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winner

by WilliamVanLandingham on Feb 20, 2008 7:57 AM PST up reply actions

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"Alright Kevin, if you're not going to smile for the camera then I'm just going to smile extra hard!"

He is Vengeance. He is the Knight. He is Dave Righetti. PRAY TO HIM!

by howtheyscored on Feb 19, 2008 11:11 PM PST reply actions

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Day-to-Day Ray: Shit! My hamstring!
Franny: This might be easier than I thought...

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Feb 19, 2008 11:11 PM PST reply actions

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"Awww man , don't take a pi - aww , sheeeit...you KNOW those freaks on that blog are gonna slice us up..."

NL West TempestTeapot...the AL doesn't care WHO you sign.

by victor frankenstein on Feb 19, 2008 11:27 PM PST reply actions

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"Oh god, my eyes! My eyes! The rumors were wrong, Steve Kline actually added 40 lbs! And lost his shirt!"

He is Vengeance. He is the Knight. He is Dave Righetti. PRAY TO HIM!

by howtheyscored on Feb 19, 2008 11:44 PM PST reply actions

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"I showed you mine now, Franny, so what does your game-face look like?"

He is Vengeance. He is the Knight. He is Dave Righetti. PRAY TO HIM!

by howtheyscored on Feb 19, 2008 11:46 PM PST reply actions

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"Oh man, I never should have tried that cock push-up."

He is Vengeance. He is the Knight. He is Dave Righetti. PRAY TO HIM!

by howtheyscored on Feb 19, 2008 11:52 PM PST reply actions

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Aaah! The sun! Why are my sunglasses on top of my head?????

Only 972 games until the end of Zito's contract.

by thehavenot on Feb 20, 2008 12:36 AM PST reply actions

Ahh, memories

Well-played

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Succumb to the Enchanted t-shirt! Adopted dad of Minor Izzy

by hairball on Feb 20, 2008 8:54 AM PST up reply actions

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Ray: Were those really my stats last year?
Kevin: <drools>

Only 972 games until the end of Zito's contract.

by thehavenot on Feb 20, 2008 12:37 AM PST reply actions

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Ray: Coach! My legs done fell off!
Kevin: My time has come!
Bochy: Well, I've got ya penciled in to start our first game. Stretch it out and see how it feels.
Kevin: crapdammit!

Only 972 games until the end of Zito's contract.

by thehavenot on Feb 20, 2008 12:40 AM PST reply actions

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When I made that deal with the devil to get some of my talent back, I thought I was selling my soul! If I knew I had to endure this, I would have retired instead!

Only 972 games until the end of Zito's contract.

by thehavenot on Feb 20, 2008 12:48 AM PST reply actions

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Kevin: Oh, so THAT'S why Ray sucked so bad last year. He lost his eyes.

Only 972 games until the end of Zito's contract.

by thehavenot on Feb 20, 2008 12:50 AM PST reply actions

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What do you think of my Ray Charles impression?

Only 972 games until the end of Zito's contract.

by thehavenot on Feb 20, 2008 12:50 AM PST reply actions

and so they say ......

"this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you"

by wilriv21 on Feb 20, 2008 2:26 AM PST reply actions

back door

After all this time I've been trying to slip slash in here through the back door (oic wut u did thar) MLB.com provides it in full color and without shame. Well done, MLB.com.

Democracy is lovely but baseball is more mature. BVCE supports Manny Burriss and SF Dugout.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Feb 20, 2008 9:24 AM PST reply actions

Oh Crap,

Kevin, I think I just pulled my Sabean!

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by GreenLightJerky on Feb 20, 2008 9:26 AM PST reply actions

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Ray: Oooooh! Now that's what I call Swagger!

by Goat on Feb 20, 2008 9:35 AM PST reply actions

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"AAAAGH...new...site...design...so...ugly...can't..look.."

Lon Simmons' adopted dad.

by Kitspool on Feb 20, 2008 9:40 AM PST reply actions

Funny you should mention that

I had a dream last night that the site had changed over. It was all actualy pretty cool and I would have liked it if only every single avater didn't take up half the screen.

By the power of my prophetic dreams, I can tell you the new site will enable very, very large avatars.

He is Vengeance. He is the Knight. He is Dave Righetti. PRAY TO HIM!

by howtheyscored on Feb 20, 2008 9:46 AM PST up reply actions

It's ok howie..

Put the McCovey Chronicles down until you stop having dreams about it. At least make them wet dreams in a private diary between you and someone like I do.

Coming to you from the Land of Many Beers

by WalrusMan on Feb 20, 2008 10:22 AM PST up reply actions

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Please tell me the "pop" was Kevin chewing gum and not my hammy.

by daveinexile on Feb 20, 2008 10:05 AM PST reply actions

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"Oh, thats where my swing's been hiding. Thanks for checking things out back there Kev"

And Boom Goes the Dynamite

by Andy from DC on Feb 20, 2008 10:13 AM PST reply actions

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hahahahah you don't even need a caption

from sfgiants.com

Giants set tone with first full spring workout.

I guess the tone is guy-love between two guys.
(if you want to call that love)

Pedro Feliz. He's a Phillie.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Feb 20, 2008 10:49 AM PST reply actions

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I call it WARRIOR SPIRIT!

2008: The year the Giants begin to stop sucking.

by EliminateMe on Feb 20, 2008 5:36 PM PST up reply actions

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Is that you, Glavine?

Didn't you used to be Barry Zito?

by VidaWantsYourCar on Feb 20, 2008 11:42 AM PST reply actions

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Kevin Frandsen, hemorrhoidectomies and home runs.

I hope we find out someday that Jeff Kent did steroids

by lincysgiants on Feb 20, 2008 1:20 PM PST reply actions

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"Is that the whole fist Franny?"

"Why you gotta be cardin' my hos?" - Charlie Hayes

by stevieg on Feb 20, 2008 1:21 PM PST reply actions

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dang, this is embarrassing to be photographed in a position like this, I'll scrunch up and disguise myself as Yoda

adopter/sponsor of "Go, Antoan" Richardson

by foothillsfan on Feb 20, 2008 1:43 PM PST reply actions

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dammit Franny, when I said I wanted to talk to you about switch hitting, you got the way wrong idea what I meant

adopter/sponsor of "Go, Antoan" Richardson

by foothillsfan on Feb 20, 2008 1:44 PM PST reply actions

click the link

They screened this video in Scottsdale yesterday to general amusement and hilarity, with one exception. Kevin Frandsen was naturally disturbed by his apparent resemblance to the pathetic German kinda-singer/sorta-actor, which naturally made his 2B competitor crack up even more.

vote Dan Ortmeier for Will Clark, apr. 4th at your local polling place

by nick @ McCovey Chronicles on Feb 20, 2008 3:46 PM PST reply actions