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You come back as a utility infielder, scrapping away at the heels of the organizational baseball. You steal bases from the dugout and lay down bunts after games are over. Heck, you're laying down a bunt right now, aren't you? Aren't you, you little scamp?

Everyone loves you. You determinationize your way to a fourteen-year career and have managerial offers waiting for you after retirement.

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