Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Needs more Ryan Klesko. Big night indeed... Go Giants/Warriors/Sharks!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 6:25 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Klesko (like Roberts) is on the bench because the Cardinals starting pitcher is left handed. Yes, Pedro Feliz is better then Ryan Klesko against lefties and Aurilia rakes lefties.

by giantsrainman on Apr 18, 2007 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Oh, I see. Nevermind my post below. Pedro sucks, though and he has no business occupying space on our roster.

The bright side: Brian Sabean will be out of a job in a few months.

by Punch Rockgroin on Apr 18, 2007 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Haha, sorry, I didn't actually look at the handedness of the pitcher. Probably would have been a good idea.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Pedro Feliz is better than...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I tried to think of things to complete that sentence and I couldn't. I might just make a diary out of that it's so entertaining.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Herpes?

Hitler?

Being chained to a rock, slathered in peanut butter, and nibbled to death by squirrels?

I can think of lots of things.

"When I think of how many times the Enemy has tried to kill Tyler Walker..."

by multiphasic on Apr 18, 2007 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I don't know, I'm pretty sure even Hitler would be able to lay off the slider. And Herpes doesn't suck nearly as bad as Feliz... believe me (I've had them both)!

The pain of a Feliz at bat is comparable to the pain of death by nibbling, and at least the squirrels are cute about it and I smell like peanut butter in the latter scenario.

Note: I haven't really had both Feliz and Herpes, nor necessarily even one of them, but I hear there isn't anything quite as annoying or hard to explain as Genital Feliz. That's what I heard, anyway.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

I am really beginning to hate the idea of Winn batting 8th. Winn's career history of decent OBP screams that this is a waste. If Molina is too slow to hit 8th then bat Feliz 8th where his career history of low OBP but decent SLG would actually be of some value.

I do however (considering the options) like the idea of Aurilia/Bonds/Durham/Molina in the middle of the batting order and in that order.

by giantsrainman on Apr 18, 2007 6:28 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Is Klesko Injured? If we have Sweeney to pinch hit late in the game, what are we wasting Klesko on the bench for?

Bochy sucks.

The bright side: Brian Sabean will be out of a job in a few months.

by Punch Rockgroin on Apr 18, 2007 6:30 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

As stated above, Klesko isn't playing because the opposing starter is a lefty.

Whether this would be different if there was a RHP on the mound is up for debate.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 18, 2007 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

How about Niekro at first and Aurilia at third vs. a lefty?

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: Pack your bags son, we are going to Fresno.

by sfgreg on Apr 18, 2007 6:37 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

The small margin you might gain at the plate is negated in the field.

Which begs the question: Should Niekro work at the Jiffy Lube?

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I won't be staying up for this one but my humble suggestion for the season is treat the 2007 Giants team as an imaginary friend. You can talk to it and even pretend now and then that it's real but you aren't going to ever tell an adult you believed in it. The best thing about this friend is that occasionally it reminds you of why you love baseball . And, someday in the future, when a real Giants team emerges, you'll remember with this stand in with both fondness and horror. True, how much fondness will depend on how rapidly they shed certain players but...sorry, the liquor is wearing off. I'll go put the pillow over my head and whimper now.

by NearestNorwich on Apr 18, 2007 6:39 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Strike the "with" before "this stand in" if you prefer plain English.

by NearestNorwich on Apr 18, 2007 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

We prefer our riddles wrapped in an enigma.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

No offense, but I can't see not staying up to watch the game. This team could be 10-150 and I would be staying up to the watch the last two games of the season. I love to watch the Giants, they're my team whether they are good or bad. And if you think this is not a good team, you are in for a surprise this season. A 12 game sample does not a season make.

Armando Benitez countdown to 300 saves: 282

by rxmeister on Apr 18, 2007 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions

It might be different for some..

I probably won't make it through the game but the game will last until midnight for me (Central time). In Norwich (if that's where he's from) it would be at 1 am.

I would stay up to listen if I didn't have to get up at 7:30 tomorrow. I'll probably listen for at least 4-5 innings.

Here's to a good 2007. Or 2008. Or 2009. Or 2010. Or...

by WalrusMan on Apr 18, 2007 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: It might be different for some..

I'm in New York, and if this game ends at 4am EST, I will be watching till the last pitch. I used to think that I was just a rabid fan, but I'm starting to think that maybe I'm just nuts.

Armando Benitez countdown to 300 saves: 282

by rxmeister on Apr 18, 2007 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: It might be different for some..

Either way, you've got a justification for biting anyone you damn well please.

"When I think of how many times the Enemy has tried to kill Tyler Walker..."

by multiphasic on Apr 18, 2007 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: It might be different for some..

I am in NY as well and I figure that I will be staying up all night working so I might as well make this night even more miserable and watch the Giants.

Proud Papa of Brad Hennessey since 2007. You'll stick with the club this year kid. Maybe?

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 18, 2007 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I'm East Coast with a 6:00 wakeup, so I'm giving this one a miss, too. That should help the team's chances of winning, though -- I think I've seen every game this season, and we all know how that's gone.

by sularz on Apr 18, 2007 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Not staying up to listen to this game (I'm on Gameday Audio)isn't a matter of the team being good or not. It's a matter of being able to function at work in New York and staying on the cheerful side of a fantastic spouse who isn't much of a baseball fan. Gotta pick your spots.

by NearestNorwich on Apr 18, 2007 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Exactly..

If I had the ability to watch it I might rethink it. But on Gameday Audio (hey there are more of us I guess) it gets a bit slow sometimes. And working from 9-12 and then 1-9:30 tomorrow doesn't look good without a bit of sleep.

Here's to a good 2007. Or 2008. Or 2009. Or 2010. Or...

by WalrusMan on Apr 18, 2007 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

all good points. I get to watch, and I'm lucky that my wife has accepted the fact that I'm a little loony. She used to hassle me earlier in the marriage, but now she's pretty good about it. Maybe she doesn't love me anymore!! Either way, I'm glad tomorrow's a day game.

Armando Benitez countdown to 300 saves: 282

by rxmeister on Apr 18, 2007 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Stinkin KKJL, preempts the giants game for some silly lakers game. I can't believe i'm going to have to gameday a regular-season game.

Because you can't replace production like 22 home runs. My adopted Giant: Pedro Feliz

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 18, 2007 6:42 PM PDT reply actions

damnit

I need to put three TVs in the same room for a night like this!

2002? I'm over it. But I'll never be over Rich Aurilia.

by wjackalope on Apr 18, 2007 6:53 PM PDT reply actions

Re: damnit

If Bochy would just pre-announce that he's using Benitez tonight, I could cut it down to two TVs.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Mark Buerhle... is being special.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 7:01 PM PDT reply actions

I appreciate it when a woman follows baseball

you know your stuff kid

by wilriv21 on Apr 18, 2007 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions

He did fairly well...

For me in 2007 and 2008 in Baseball Mogul. Then I flipped him off for a (86/95) 3B prospect!

Here's to a good 2007. Or 2008. Or 2009. Or 2010. Or...

by WalrusMan on Apr 18, 2007 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions

let's not jinx him

by wilriv21 on Apr 18, 2007 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: let's not jinx him

Mark Buerhle has a ring and the Giants don't. I want Matt Cain to pitch the first no hitter this year. Let's jinx him!!

Armando Benitez countdown to 300 saves: 282

by rxmeister on Apr 18, 2007 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Bochy...

He admits the bullpen is a work in progress and needs to be improved. Already in this one interview I like him more than Felipe. He would never admit there was something wrong.

Here's to a good 2007. Or 2008. Or 2009. Or 2010. Or...

by WalrusMan on Apr 18, 2007 7:02 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Bochy...

Yeah, but can he spin the wild card chase into a Dantean metaphor?

Well, it's kind of a moot question this year, isn't it?

"When I think of how many times the Enemy has tried to kill Tyler Walker..."

by multiphasic on Apr 18, 2007 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions

No Dante, but

Bochy poetically compared Feliz to an overflowing latrine.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions

'Get to know your Giants' is interviewing Roberts

They asked him a bunch of questions, and every time, he answered:

"Furf Rocky"

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 7:08 PM PDT reply actions

My kind of guy.

by Widget on Apr 18, 2007 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Seriously?

Linden in CF is that much better than Winn in CF? Even in the corners he sucks..

Here's to a good 2007. Or 2008. Or 2009. Or 2010. Or...

by WalrusMan on Apr 18, 2007 7:08 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Here's the real question...will the game be out of hand by 9:00? I've got me some Mythbusters to watch...now that's some entertainment!

Proud adoptive papa of the one, the only, Omar Vizquel.

by PacBellBoozer on Apr 18, 2007 7:10 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I'll second that.

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Finally, somone who'll appreciate my boasting.

My New Friend is one of Jess's (the new Mythtern's) best friends. Unfortunately, she calls me out about once every three days to make sure I'm not proverbially "using her to get to the one who can weld."

"When I think of how many times the Enemy has tried to kill Tyler Walker..."

by multiphasic on Apr 18, 2007 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions

If you go for one..

Go for Kari. Wooo.

I miss being able to watch that show now that I'm cableless.

Here's to a good 2007. Or 2008. Or 2009. Or 2010. Or...

by WalrusMan on Apr 18, 2007 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: If you go for one..

Kari's very married.

Not that I've spent much time looking her up on Google. And in libraries. And through Pinkerton.

"When I think of how many times the Enemy has tried to kill Tyler Walker..."

by multiphasic on Apr 18, 2007 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Married?

Awwwww....meh.

Here's to a good 2007. Or 2008. Or 2009. Or 2010. Or...

by WalrusMan on Apr 18, 2007 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Dem Guys blows up stuff better than our bullpen does.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Covering My Ears

These kids cannot sing the national anthem.

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 7:11 PM PDT reply actions

They need that kid who announced last year..

Have him sing the national anthem. I might be able to hear it over here in Wisconsin.

Here's to a good 2007. Or 2008. Or 2009. Or 2010. Or...

by WalrusMan on Apr 18, 2007 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Buerhle does it! He looked nasty that last inning.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 7:15 PM PDT reply actions

how is mlb.tv tonight?

by wilriv21 on Apr 18, 2007 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: how is mlb.tv tonight?

working pretty well at the moment... let's hope it keeps up.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Buerhle w/ the no-hitter.

When do we get one?

by positiveuphemism on Apr 18, 2007 7:15 PM PDT reply actions

2076

Here's to a good 2007. Or 2008. Or 2009. Or 2010. Or...

by WalrusMan on Apr 18, 2007 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: 2076

Cain will still be pitching then?

Feliz: The seventh Molina brother.

by danieljgrant on Apr 18, 2007 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Starter for the Rangers tonight: Kevin Millwood, who pitched a no-hitter against us.

Last White Sock to throw a no-hitter. Wilson Alvarez, who also pitched for us.

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

We're due to be no-hit pretty much any day now.

Oh, when do the Giants throw a no-hitter? I donno. But I'm pretty curious how we'll manage to lose it when it comes.

"When I think of how many times the Enemy has tried to kill Tyler Walker..."

by multiphasic on Apr 18, 2007 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

and our AA team in Connecticut was 1-hit tonight.

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions

when do we get one

One of these days, Cain will get his.

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

and AJ caught him. We should've jinxed him after all.

Armando Benitez countdown to 300 saves: 282

by rxmeister on Apr 18, 2007 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

The first play of the game is the defensive play of the game??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Got that All-Star over there

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Morris looked good that inning.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

Tears welling up

E, if he were only here, would be so proud of his retarded son right now...

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Tears welling up

He's Pedro Guerrero's dad?

by dangjackson on Apr 18, 2007 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Tears welling up

He's Pedro Feliz's dad?

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Tears welling up

He's MattMo's reluctant nanny.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Morris sounds..

like he looks a lot better this season hearing it through Miller. Backdoor sinkers, snapping curveballs, is this Morris?

Here's to a good 2007. Or 2008. Or 2009. Or 2010. Or...

by WalrusMan on Apr 18, 2007 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Who is this person and what has he done with our Bearded Buffoon?

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Is anyone else excited for some HOT MOLINA ON MOLINA action tonight?!?

by dangjackson on Apr 18, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions

Give that man an exorbitant contract, now!

Ah. So the Giants brass does read message boards.

"When I think of how many times the Enemy has tried to kill Tyler Walker..."

by multiphasic on Apr 18, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Pujols is terrible. The Cardinals should just trade him over to the Giants for Feliz who can play both first AND third. He can cover for Pujols and Rolen!

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Wow, Morris 1-2-3 with two K's. Keep it up Matto!

P. S. Sorry, Natto.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions

That brings up an interesting topic..

Is it Natto or Natto?

Nat as in Gnat or Nat as in Nate?

Here's to a good 2007. Or 2008. Or 2009. Or 2010. Or...

by WalrusMan on Apr 18, 2007 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: That brings up an interesting topic..

I always read it as gnat-o, because that's the way the phonetics play. But I've been wrong before.

Basic English phonetics tell me that Buses should be pronounced boos-es, but apparently pluralized words are allowed to be retarded. Oh well.

Hopefully Nate comes by and clears this up for us. Otherwise, I'm sticking with Gnat-o.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: That brings up an interesting topic..

The "a" in "Natto" is pronounced like "a" in "saw". However, offline I go by "Nat" as in "gnat".

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: That brings up an interesting topic..

FYI this is where I got the name: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natto

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: That brings up an interesting topic..

Actually I guess it's more like "ah" than "aw". Japanese to English pronunciation is tricky sometimes.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Hmm ok..

I always thought it was Nate-o. You can call me WhalerusMan

Here's to a good 2007. Or 2008. Or 2009. Or 2010. Or...

by WalrusMan on Apr 18, 2007 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Hmm ok..

You can call me Flower if you want to.

"When I think of how many times the Enemy has tried to kill Tyler Walker..."

by multiphasic on Apr 18, 2007 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Nice pitch selection Linden. Getting sawed off on the first pitch. Good AB.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah, screw that bum.

Start Ellison!

Oh. Doh.

"When I think of how many times the Enemy has tried to kill Tyler Walker..."

by multiphasic on Apr 18, 2007 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Omar got a fat fastball on the first pitch and Linden played guessing game.

Wrong. Omar can't hit it out, and that's why he gets one.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Todd, you need to stop doing this.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 7:26 PM PDT reply actions

Waaaaaay OT

But I was just listening to a CD today that I realized has my absolute all-time favorite track one on a debut album:

Radiation Vibe, by Fountains of Wayne.

Go Giants!

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 18, 2007 7:26 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

This seems like a classic "pitcher we've never heard of shuts out the Giants" situation.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Jim Bouton comes out of retirement every 20 years or so to pad his stats against us.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Sharks up 1-0

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 7:32 PM PDT reply actions

Warriors up 19-15

as per Yahoo, might be wrong.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions

FEAR THE BEA....

eherm....shave?

(Note: I have not seen Morris pitch lately, but saw a picture from spring training where he was shaved and also his mlb.com player bio picture has him shaved. I am not responsible for messing this up.)

Here's to a good 2007. Or 2008. Or 2009. Or 2010. Or...

by WalrusMan on Apr 18, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

See that?

Barry wisely moved over, as if to back up the Whacky Ship known as Magellan.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I think Matt Morris went back in time, kidnapped himself from when he was good, went forward in time and had robot parts strategically placed inside his younger self, transported that self to play for the Giants this year, and transported himself back to when he was kidnapped to fill the gap and begin what some have called an otherwise inexplicable early decline. Others, granted, have called it perfectly explicable and hardly early, but this robot part theory makes more sense to me.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

That would explain the lack of beard.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Refining the theory

I think it also explains why he often throws as if he has a shin attached to his shoulder and sometimes looks like he has a foot attached to his neck.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Going to go out on a limb tonight

and predict a good night for Pedro Feliz

by wilriv21 on Apr 18, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Going to go out on a limb tonight

I'm going to support this!

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 18, 2007 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Good night?

1-5 with 2 Ks and two weak grounders to the left side? His one hit is a single off the left field wall.

Here's to a good 2007. Or 2008. Or 2009. Or 2010. Or...

by WalrusMan on Apr 18, 2007 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Going to go out on a limb tonight

so like...only 2 GIDPs?

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Going to go out on a limb tonight

So far, so good, brainiac.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 18, 2007 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Going to go out on a limb tonight

broken clock

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Umm...

Did Jon Miller just say the East Bay hills had bling?

Here's to a good 2007. Or 2008. Or 2009. Or 2010. Or...

by WalrusMan on Apr 18, 2007 7:36 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Umm...

clearly, this is a Don Imus situation.

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Umm...

I love that he went directly from the Bling to his favorite topic: Sailboats. Jon is my guy, but there are times he gets a little Ralph Wiggum up there by himself.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 18, 2007 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes

I think last night's game made Jon crack.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Yay, Yahoo! live box score.

The count went from 1-1 to 2-1 to 1-1.

Come on, Keisler, you weenie. There's no backsies in baseball!

"When I think of how many times the Enemy has tried to kill Tyler Walker..."

by multiphasic on Apr 18, 2007 7:36 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

A Giants rally!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 7:37 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Oh God... if Molina gets on, Feliz will be in position to bat into a triple play.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Just a double play situation now. He can handle it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Oh good, the triple play is averted.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Feliz hit it to right!!! No GIDP!!!!

Feliz: The seventh Molina brother.

by danieljgrant on Apr 18, 2007 7:40 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

OMG TEH CLUTCH!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 7:41 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Feliz goes the other way... by accident.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 7:41 PM PDT reply actions

Read above and place all future bets with...

WilRiv

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 7:41 PM PDT reply actions

An opposite field hit!

....Only when he breaks his bat.

Jon Miller sounded so surprised too. XD (Go scrunched up face smilies)

Here's to a good 2007. Or 2008. Or 2009. Or 2010. Or...

by WalrusMan on Apr 18, 2007 7:42 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

My god... it's like the first meaningful hit the man has had in close to a year.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 7:42 PM PDT reply actions

Pedro Feliz

Professional Hitter

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 7:42 PM PDT reply actions

399 days and counting....

since Winn got solid wood.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 7:44 PM PDT reply actions

Re: 399 days and counting....

according to his wife?

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

That was Randy's power swing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 7:45 PM PDT reply actions

The Randy Swings of Randy

Yes, that was his power dribbler to the pitcher.

He chokes up to hit foul dribblers to the on-deck circles.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I think that being disappointed to no longer have the triple play lined up, Feliz decided he didn't care anymore and just hit the damn ball out of spite.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 7:45 PM PDT reply actions

fantasy owners beware

Felix Hernandez taken out after just one out (and 25 pitches) in the first inning

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 18, 2007 7:46 PM PDT reply actions

Re: fantasy owners beware

Injury or just suckitude?

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: fantasy owners beware

according to ESPNews, he left due to an "undisclosed injury"

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: fantasy owners beware

And Cain looks better with every passing day.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

at .250 on the year, Matt Morris is outhitting three of our starters for today's game.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 7:47 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Warriors up 41-26 after one quarter. J-Rich really wants to make the playoffs...13 points already!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 7:49 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

good news/bad news for the W's. If they win, they're in. If they win and the Lakers lose to Sac (which is possible), the W's get the 7th spot and face Phoenix in the first round instead of Dallas. While it would be entertaining, I'd think they'd have a much better chance against Dallas for matchup reasons.

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I hate Pedro Feliz...

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 18, 2007 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Feliz giveth and he taketh away.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

This is the Giants.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

Atleast, depite all Pedro's troubles..

He's a solid defensive 3rd baseman.

In my f'ing dreams

And Boom Goes the Dynamite

by Andy from DC on Apr 18, 2007 7:53 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Atleast, depite all Pedro's troubles..

He is A-Rodian.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Atleast, depite all Pedro's troubles..

There ain't a third baseman in organized ball that misses that throw.

MattMo was under control until that game-changing gaffe.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I blame Wilriv

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 7:55 PM PDT reply actions

We are fair, and just, and...

WilRiv must pay.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Your San Francisco Giants.

Tim Flannery? More like Tim Flattery!

by pme on Apr 18, 2007 7:55 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Jesus, how many errors does Feliz have in the field already this year? It's disgusting.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 7:55 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

The worst part is he only has two because two that coul've been last night were charitably ruled hits.

by English Professor on Apr 18, 2007 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions

At least 2 in the books

An about 6 more in the throats of the mob about to lynch him.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Inning should be over, as Eckstein's ball would've been a DP.

by English Professor on Apr 18, 2007 7:55 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Hard to give Feliz two errors, but his lack of presence allowed the runner to go to second.

Good throw gets an out, and no four-run inning.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

That was a strike.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 7:57 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Nasty curve.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 7:57 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Pujols'D. Nothing can go right for the Giants this year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 7:58 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Ridiculous.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 7:58 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Morris took care of that pesky baserunner problem

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 18, 2007 7:58 PM PDT reply actions

sigh

Should I just stop listening now?

Here's to a good 2007. Or 2008. Or 2009. Or 2010. Or...

by WalrusMan on Apr 18, 2007 7:59 PM PDT reply actions

Re: sigh

I guess I should just stop reading as well before it becomes all too clear.

Waiting for the Resurrection. Ask for Mr. Blue.

by victor frankenstein on Apr 18, 2007 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

If that hard smash Feliz couldn't glove last night with 2 out in the 8th was ruled an error, he would be responsible for 9 unearned runs in the last 5 innings.

by English Professor on Apr 18, 2007 7:59 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

How about Willie Taveres' bunt in the ninth? I didn't see it, sounded like he tried to barehand it unnecessarily and botched it. Accurate?

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 18, 2007 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Yes.

by English Professor on Apr 18, 2007 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Er, that is, in the eighth.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 18, 2007 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Quite a concession down there

Instead, he's passing out cotton candy to all the guys rounding third, headed for home.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I hate the Giants.
I REALLY hate Pedro Feliz.

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 18, 2007 7:59 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

What happened?

by tobias on Apr 18, 2007 8:00 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Pujols 2-run HR after Feliz made an error catching the throw on a bunt.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

by English Professor on Apr 18, 2007 8:00 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

That pretty much sums it up.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

My mother told me that if I didn't have anything nice to say about Pedro Feliz, I shouldn't say anything at all. So I didn't.

by English Professor on Apr 18, 2007 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Here's to a good 2007. Or 2008. Or 2009. Or 2010. Or...

by WalrusMan on Apr 18, 2007 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

A moment of silence for this game. It's still early, but I see where you're going with this.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Kuipe had it exactly right....

"And St. Louis goes a head 4-1 with the help of a critical error by Feliz"

Pedro has to be trying to take the heat off Benitez. He's that good of a teammate.

And Boom Goes the Dynamite

by Andy from DC on Apr 18, 2007 8:02 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

All runs unearned. GG, Pedro.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 8:02 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Is the score 1-1, middle of the 3rd inning? Game Day's being all weird and stuff.

by tobias on Apr 18, 2007 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Oh.

by tobias on Apr 18, 2007 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Never mind

by tobias on Apr 18, 2007 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions

You can't take over the thread

and tell us to fuggetaboutit.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Sure...

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I like Gameday's version better.

by tobias on Apr 18, 2007 8:04 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

OK, I like it when they make errors.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

oh good god.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 18, 2007 8:06 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

That ball was Todded.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Kinda teeter-Todded, I thought.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

So Feliz, scared for his health after putting the team ahead in the first, rights his own ship and returns his run tally to a healthy -3.

Fucking Dammit Bitch.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

TODD!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 8:08 PM PDT reply actions

I have a strong desire to hereafter call linden...

THE TODD

And Boom Goes the Dynamite

by Andy from DC on Apr 18, 2007 8:09 PM PDT reply actions

Re: I have a strong desire to hereafter call linde

Error Five!!!

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 18, 2007 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: I have a strong desire to hereafter call linde

gameday is all F'd up. what's happening?

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Double plays kinda suck.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 8:11 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Richard. >:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 8:11 PM PDT reply actions

Rich Aurilia

SF Giant for life.

Here's to a good 2007. Or 2008. Or 2009. Or 2010. Or...

by WalrusMan on Apr 18, 2007 8:11 PM PDT reply actions

Smash Mouth?

That Fool Linden went face first to break up the double play.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 8:11 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Have the Giants grounded into a double play in all of their games so far? It sure seems like it.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

They don't keep stats anymore because we've led the league for three generations.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Ok, I'm not comfortable with my yahoo saying "Scott Spiezio Singled to Center, Omar Vizquel Scored."

Somebody, dear God, help me out.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 8:17 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

No. Spezio homered, the Giants lose game six, and game seven cannot be discussed.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I'm pretty sure that game 6 isn't to be discussed either.

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions

You fell into my trap

It was a trick. Ban Yourself.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions

We're still experimenting with mind-altering drugs

Happily for you, the Prozac works

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

STOP WALKING MOLINA

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 8:18 PM PDT reply actions

Like to send a shout-out to the Rockies

they beat LA 7-2 tonight

by wilriv21 on Apr 18, 2007 8:20 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Well, at least one Bay Area team is getting it done tonight: Warriors up 18 at the half.

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 18, 2007 8:20 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Sharks up 2-1

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

San Jose is not part of the Bay Area. It got lost on its way home to LA

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Cheechoo scores, 3-1!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 18, 2007 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions

most nights, we'd kill for 2 runs

damn that Feliz

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 8:20 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

If this were World War II, Feliz would have been executed for sabotage each of the last 2 seasons.

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 8:21 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

if this were a war, Feliz would have been fragged by his own men.

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Feliz is a gentleman but no officer

term is normally for killing an unpopular officer

by wilriv21 on Apr 18, 2007 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Or better yet, loaded into a torpedo tube and employed to sink the Bismark.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Pedro Feliz = Sanjaya

and Brian Sabaen is Howard Stern

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Sanjaya = voted off the island tonight

by wilriv21 on Apr 18, 2007 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Ray Durham

Triples Machine

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 8:23 PM PDT reply actions

Sahdes of a Bonds Double

Holy Crap. Ray was jogging, the whole way.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions

RAY RAY!!!!!!

Yeah Tripple MAN

And Boom Goes the Dynamite

by Andy from DC on Apr 18, 2007 8:24 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Durham! That HAS to be worth at least one run this inning.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 8:25 PM PDT reply actions

Bad thought

If Molina walks, it gives Feliz a chance to GIDP.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 8:25 PM PDT reply actions

or redemption

by wilriv21 on Apr 18, 2007 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Haha, David B Flemming was saying Bengie has to get the run in because Feliz is so bad in situations like this. No joke

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 18, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

OK, how can the Giants screw this up?

Bengie, sharp grounder to third, Durham out at home.

Feliz GIDP.

It would be so Giants....

by tobias on Apr 18, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

They walked Molina? Oh, they're just setting up the Feliz double play.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

No, no, no!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 18, 2007 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

Triple play time!

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 8:29 PM PDT reply actions

That is the ONLY way

Feliz will ever keep his job

(That, and he has to learn to hit and field)

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 8:29 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Wow, they walked Pedro. Wow.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 8:29 PM PDT reply actions

Pedro...walk..

QUE?

And Boom Goes the Dynamite

by Andy from DC on Apr 18, 2007 8:29 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Yes Pedro, all that hard work this offseason paid off there.

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: Pack your bags son, we are going to Fresno.

by sfgreg on Apr 18, 2007 8:29 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Whaaa??? Feliz with the walk?

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 18, 2007 8:29 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Feliz walked too? Wow...pitcher's cracking up.

by tobias on Apr 18, 2007 8:29 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

he walked???

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 18, 2007 8:30 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Pedro Feliz walked??? To load the bases??? With no outs???

Excuse my while my head explodes.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 8:30 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

MattMo's got some spare feet if you need a new head.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

So...

Does Morris bunt?

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 8:30 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

A RUN! A RUN!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 8:30 PM PDT reply actions

Randy....absolutely...hit a routine fly

but for him that was TAGGING it

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 8:30 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Wow, that was a nice bunt. I think he might have been safe.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

Save us, Omar Wan Viquel

You're our only hope.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

*Vizquel

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Save us, Omar Wan Viquel

I think we need a photoshop.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Save us, Omar Wan Viquel

I think most of these players should work in an autoshop.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Save us, Omar Wan Viquel

Thats the problem. Thats their day job

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Horrible, horrible strike one call

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 18, 2007 8:33 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Omar Vizquel, SINGLES hitter. Come on, Omar. Live up to my thinly veiled nickname for you.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 8:33 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Dammit.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Single and two walks, and then Winn swings at the first pitch. Awesome.

by dvail on Apr 18, 2007 8:33 PM PDT reply actions

Insider Advice to Omar:

Do not use videotape of that atbat when asking for a contract extension

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 8:34 PM PDT reply actions

Hi, from Phx, everyone

I am in my hotel room in Phx, and have discovered that pay per view on my tv offers, in addition to decent porn, all MLB games. So I am watching the FSN/BayArea feed of the game. Woo hoo! Outside my window and one floor below is a perfect view of the hot tub-- and there is a huge woman in it who is playing with her top. It's hideous, yet I take a glance at it... between glances of the fat woman in the hot tub.

Angels fly because they take Brian Sabean lightly.

by Mayor of 311 on Apr 18, 2007 8:34 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Hi, from Phx, everyone

That fat chick thing sounds pretty good.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Hi, from Phx, everyone

C'mere and sign this shirt , Matisse.

Waiting for the Resurrection. Ask for Mr. Blue.

by victor frankenstein on Apr 18, 2007 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Hi, from Phx, everyone

So Mando's hiding out in an Arizona hot tub?

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Rising from the bottom...

Coulda swore it was Natto in Phx.

Waiting for the Resurrection. Ask for Mr. Blue.

by victor frankenstein on Apr 18, 2007 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Uggggggh spare me on the David Eckstein fluff, Kruk.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 8:37 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Matt Morris really doesn't deserve to be losing this game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 8:39 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

He and Cain can start their own club.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

The "I can't believe I actually work here" club

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Rich Aurilia

Othe Triples Machine

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 8:42 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Rich Aurilia

Why couldn't he have hit that two innings ago, sigh.

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 18, 2007 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Rich Aurilia

Because he's a Giant.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions

YO RICHIE

I heart him

And Boom Goes the Dynamite

by Andy from DC on Apr 18, 2007 8:43 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Richie!!! He runs so awkwardly....

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 8:43 PM PDT reply actions

C'mon, Barry

Bring 'im in.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 8:43 PM PDT reply actions

HEY UMP

You don't decide the strike zone. Barry does.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 8:43 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

gameday says he piped it.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 18, 2007 8:44 PM PDT reply actions

we need a productive AB

by wilriv21 on Apr 18, 2007 8:44 PM PDT reply actions

Like that!

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

done and done.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 18, 2007 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Haha, the Cardinals are the whiniest team in baseball.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

The folks at the Oracle look like they're having more fun.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

wow, s the first time that we have come back to tie a game, wow

by sleeknerve on Apr 18, 2007 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Is that true? Is this the first come-from-behind all year?

If so, wow.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 18, 2007 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions

this game was meant for Benitez to save

by wilriv21 on Apr 18, 2007 8:47 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I hate 0-2 basehits.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

i love 0-0 double plays

by sleeknerve on Apr 18, 2007 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Rayray and Omar turn really pretty double plays.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I like GIDP when they're in our favor.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

MLB Scoreboard has Morris with 0 earned runs.
Would that it were so.

Waiting for the Resurrection. Ask for Mr. Blue.

by victor frankenstein on Apr 18, 2007 8:54 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Well, it is zero earned runs.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

CBS shows him with 2 ER

by tobias on Apr 18, 2007 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

CBS is stupid.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions

It's true

Feliz's stellar play at third lead to the Cardinals scoring 4 runs.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I hate Scott Spezio.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 8:54 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Next time, he should just throw at him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Morris, come on.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 8:57 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Geez, 90 pitches already?

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 8:57 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Win Expectancy

DodgerSims has the Giants (pre-game) win expectancy at 53.44%. This is based on 2000 game simulations with tonight's lineup. So far DodgerSims has correctly predicted tonight's Dodgers vs Rockies winner. Overall prediction record of 4-2. A Giants win will make it 5-2.
vr, Xeifrank

Go Dodgers!

by Xeifrank on Apr 18, 2007 9:02 PM PDT reply actions

First pitch hacking

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 9:04 PM PDT reply actions

Re: First pitch hacking

Sanjaya Feliz. A turd with a baseball cap.

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Winn

Incredible Shrinking Prospect of Success.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 9:05 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I can't watch Randy Winn's at bats anymore. They're so bad.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 9:06 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Randy Winn is friends with Steve Nash. Which is about as close as Winn will get to playoffs this year.

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Hey Mayor

This one's for you!

Freddy Mercury was a god.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 9:07 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

He almost killed Bengie!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 9:10 PM PDT reply actions

Take back anything bad I may have said

about Matty Mo. In Tony Soprano speak - he is an earner. Another fine game Morris.

by wilriv21 on Apr 18, 2007 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Man, I don't know what's gotten into Morris, but he's looked fantastic tonight.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

well, hes been fantastic his last 2 starts also, so suprise for me,

by sleeknerve on Apr 18, 2007 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

so no***

by sleeknerve on Apr 18, 2007 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I guess Bochy realized that there were other relievers besides Correia and Chulk.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I hate Eckstein. And Morris had him struck out.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

If it were up to me, I would feed Eckstein into a woodchipper--feet first. Very slowly

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions

I just recently noticed that Baron

Davis, unlike Pedro Feliz, does not suck. He also looks like Walt Frazier

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

....Grrrreat. Of course I say Morris looks great and he immediately starts to fall apart.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 9:14 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I blame you and Wilriv.

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Morris last looked great in a Cardinal uniform. He is incapable of disallowing crooked number innings by opponents except in the rarest of circumstances

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions

It chokes you up

That came from Dear Ol' Dad...

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

He has pitched pretty well, really

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 18, 2007 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I'm looking at a 4 run inning. Good pitchers pick up their infielders. Morris doesn't. His first two starts he almost gave up crooked numbers. Hot smashes snared by his defense prevented that. He's washed up. Sorry.

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions

This just in

Being a Matt-Basher means never having to say you're sorry.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

amazing how Poo-Holes is always up in these spots.

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

This isn't cool.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

perhaps 112 pitches is a bit much for Matty Mo.

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 9:17 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

SPEEDY OIL CHANGE AND TUNE UP!!!

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 18, 2007 9:17 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Taschner in a big situation... good times.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 9:17 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Oh shit.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 9:17 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I wonder if the folks at Metro PCS think their commercials are witty because I sure don't.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 9:18 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

NOOOOOOOOO!!!

HERE COMES THE BULLPEN

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 18, 2007 9:18 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

So what's the situation? Is it Secret Agent Double-Oh-Taschner getting the nod?

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 9:18 PM PDT reply actions

Ayep

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

SA Jack...another Giant reliever who has problems finding the strike zone even when armed with a search warrant from the IRS.

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 9:18 PM PDT reply actions

it's amazing

how the Giants bullpen always comes in right before we lose.

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 9:19 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

DO NOT WALK THE GO AHEAD RUN IN

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 18, 2007 9:19 PM PDT reply actions

Jack's Secret Plan

Not to crap his own pants

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 9:19 PM PDT reply actions

go JACK!!

surprise me

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

Hey Edmonds,

you don't know JACK!

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Throw a strike, Taschner.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Warriors lead down to just 12 in the 4th quarter.

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 18, 2007 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

they must have the Giants' bullpen.

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

DO NOT WALK THE GO AHEAD RUN IN

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 18, 2007 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

YOU WALKED IN THE GO AHEAD RUN

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 18, 2007 9:21 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

No rum for you, Captain Jack.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 9:21 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

This looks all to familiar....

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 9:21 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Oh, Jeez.

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 18, 2007 9:21 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I hate this bullpen so much...

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Apr 18, 2007 9:21 PM PDT reply actions

Again, we must be Philosophical

Grand Slam was waiting...

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 9:21 PM PDT reply actions

fuck

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 9:21 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Great, it's Scott Spezio.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 9:21 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

ARRRRRRRGH.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 9:21 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Didn't see that coming.

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: Pack your bags son, we are going to Fresno.

by sfgreg on Apr 18, 2007 9:22 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

At some point, the Giants relievers are going to have to learn simply to let one fly over the plate and hope for the best.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 18, 2007 9:22 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Throw strikes, f**kwad!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 18, 2007 9:22 PM PDT reply actions

Spazio is up

worst fucking nightmare

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 9:22 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Now, the bullpen is going to meltdown, the Warriors are going to blow it and the Sharks are going to blow it too. I can feel it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 9:22 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Not the Sharks!

by tobias on Apr 18, 2007 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions

SA Jack Taschner is secretly a double agent.

It's the only logical explanation.

"Yep, I'm a Dodger hater" - Kevin Frandsen

by EliminateMe on Apr 18, 2007 9:22 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Whoever is teaching these wads to nibble their way to 3-ball counts should be fired on the morrow, if not sooner.

It's never too early to panic.

by leewhee on Apr 18, 2007 9:23 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

-slaps forehead, hopes for brain damage-

it was a very hard slap. I used an aluminum bat.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 9:23 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Un-FUCKING-believable. Watching the Giants is like heroin. You know it's going to end bad, but you can't stop.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 9:23 PM PDT reply actions

The Giants

They're my wife and they're my life.

Steve Kline: He probably won't be terrible

by groug on Apr 18, 2007 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

The third out is always easy after a run scores. It's like it eases the pitchers when they don't have to worry about having a lead or tie to presereve.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 9:23 PM PDT reply actions

hence closers get the big bucks

by wilriv21 on Apr 18, 2007 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions

C'mon fellas, we get 3 more hacks in the game

by wilriv21 on Apr 18, 2007 9:23 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Why can't we have just one bullpen pitcher who doesn't go to 3 balls on every batter he faces??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 9:24 PM PDT reply actions

Jack whistled past the tough out of Edmonds

and went directly after Spezio.

Coulda been much worse.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 9:24 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Nice take, Niekro.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 9:25 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Niekro? Take? Ninja-pleae...

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions

I do not wait until the offseason

I start rolling heads right now up and down the farm system and starting with Rags and Gardner. Clearly Giants pitchers have no clue. At some point in their careers they knew how to throw strikes.

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 9:25 PM PDT reply actions

What's this?

We let Niekro out of the doghouse occasionally to pee on a hydrant.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 9:25 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Hmm. Crap AB

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 18, 2007 9:25 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

So Matt Morris gave up one run in almost seven innings.

How can I possibly hate Pedro Feliz more?

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 9:25 PM PDT reply actions

he gets one more swing tonight

by wilriv21 on Apr 18, 2007 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: he gets one more swing tonight

Why are you trying to make us feel worse?

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Niekro's been waiting to hack at the first pitch all week.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 9:26 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

what is it wiht this team and first pitch outs

by sleeknerve on Apr 18, 2007 9:26 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

it's one of the cardinal rules of sucking.

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

And now Morris is in line for the loss. I hate this bullpen.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 9:26 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I hate this bullpen, too, but Morris earned much more of that run than Taschner.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Why stop at the bullpen? Aside from the starters, this team sucks.

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 18, 2007 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Believe me, I'm not giving anybody else any breaks. It just happened to be a bullpen related moment.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Starters give up 1 ER in three games. Amazing we get one win out of it.

It's never too early to panic.

by leewhee on Apr 18, 2007 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

THAT's the stat we're looking for.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions

SF pitchers need to be more efficient

The starters can help this club by lowering their pitch counts and going deeper into games. Barry "Five Inning" Zito, Cain and Lowry often have 85+ pitches after just 5 innings.

by wilriv21 on Apr 18, 2007 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Bullpen gives up the lead, cue halting stop of any offensive competence.

If it wasn't for Bonds still being in the lineup, and Durham's good day, I'd have lost all hope the second Morris was pulled.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 9:29 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I hate this team.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 9:29 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Warriors pulling away, Nashville just scored to make it 3-2 Sharks with 2 minutes left in the game.

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 18, 2007 9:30 PM PDT reply actions

Forget that stuff

how is the babe in the hot tub?

by wilriv21 on Apr 18, 2007 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Forget that stuff

Actually, that was Mayor with the Mountain view.

I'm sure if she's still in the hot tub, though, she's approaching well done.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Glad the Warriors are pulling away (WTF THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE THE PLAYOFFS) but I hope the Sharks can go on!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

The Giants are pulling away too.... in one of Tony Soprano's garbage trucks

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Sharks win 3-2.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Anyone think Bochy is having second thoughts about signing up for The Comedy of Errors?

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 9:37 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Hey, Manny Acta WISHES he had this job.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Fucking walk guarantees Pujols bats in the ninth. Good pitching Kline!

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 9:37 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I'd call him a punk, but I used that the other night.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions

THROW STRIKES YOU BASTARDS!

"Yep, I'm a Dodger hater" - Kevin Frandsen

by EliminateMe on Apr 18, 2007 9:40 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

THROW A *&()*ING STRIKE YOU #($&*@#)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 9:41 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Thanks. I couldn't understand what E-Me was saying.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

From now on, all my public statements will be made through my press secretary, jponry.

"Yep, I'm a Dodger hater" - Kevin Frandsen

by EliminateMe on Apr 18, 2007 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

This at bat is So Taguchi, I'm still pissed about the walk to Schumaker.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 9:41 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

ok rally time!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 9:41 PM PDT reply actions

Benitez needs some work,, let him pitch the 9th

by wilriv21 on Apr 18, 2007 9:41 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

WARRIORS WIN!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 9:41 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

can i dfa my adoptee?

Proud Papa of Brad Hennessey since 2007. You'll stick with the club this year kid. Maybe?

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 18, 2007 9:42 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Warriors in the playoffs!

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 9:42 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Warriors going to the playoffs!

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 9:42 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

The Warriors are good and the Giants sucks. This is a new era in Bay Area sports.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

*cue twilight zone theme*

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Playoffs??? Don't talk about playoffs!

Oh, wait... they're in? Man, my head is sick and tired of exploding tonight.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

On the upside, I wouldn't want any other three batter coming up for the bottom of the inning.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 9:42 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

That just means the shit of the lineup will come up in the 9th...

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions

I heard Russ Hodges in a Dream

Warriors Win the Pennant!

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 9:44 PM PDT reply actions

Re: I heard Russ Hodges in a Dream

Giants Win Nothing!

.....I believe that about sums it up

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions

I Heard Don Nelson in a Dream

Warriors did their Penance!

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

C'mon, Richie.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 9:44 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Here we go! Back to baseball... Start something off here, Richie!

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 9:45 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Benitez warming up? Eh, I don't care anymore.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 9:45 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

He's warming up his hands over a chafing dish?

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

RICHIE THAT WAS BALL FOUR >:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 9:46 PM PDT reply actions

Dear Barry

Please hit a home run and I'll be good for the rest of the year. And I want a new mitt.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 9:46 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Dear Barry

Whatever you say man!

Your pal,

BLB

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Bonds Up

oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 9:47 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Ryan Franklin is just too damn good...

by screwball on Apr 18, 2007 9:47 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Ryan Franklin's gameday photo looks just like "Miller" from Repo Man. "It's like you're thinking of a plate of shrimp..."

"Yep, I'm a Dodger hater" - Kevin Frandsen

by EliminateMe on Apr 18, 2007 9:47 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

"(John) Wayne Franklin was a fag"
"The Hell He Was"
"He was too, you boys"

by zenbitz on Apr 18, 2007 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

SEE YA!

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 9:47 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

^^ Yay! I was first!

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Ryan Franklin once tested positive for steroids. True story.

by KCE on Apr 18, 2007 9:47 PM PDT reply actions

THAT

felt satisfactory.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 9:48 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

BONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 9:48 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Now if only Aurilia had walked...

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 9:48 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I love you, Barry Bonds.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 9:48 PM PDT reply actions

OMFGBARRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYy

SO SWEET TIEING SPLASH HIT!!!!

And Boom Goes the Dynamite

by Andy from DC on Apr 18, 2007 9:48 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PB @ BON

by Peter Bean on Apr 18, 2007 9:48 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Barry Bonds. Splash hit home run.

After last season, I wasn't sure I'd ever see that again.

All I can say is hell yes. I hope this isn't the last time!!

by Skaldheim on Apr 18, 2007 9:49 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

7. 3. 8.

More importantly,

5. 5.

by juanboy on Apr 18, 2007 9:49 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I stopped keeping track of Bonds' homeruns when the Gmen started sucking...

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions

BONDS!!!

738 MOFOS!!

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 9:49 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Bengie got a hit!!

Oh wait, Feliz is next.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 9:50 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Even though there were two outs, I'd still like to give a GIDP to Feliz for that AB. Can he do anything other than strikeout swinging or hit a weak grounder to the left side? He's guaranteed at least 2 of the combination in every game.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Tie game! I love the world again!

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 9:50 PM PDT reply actions

See Franklin?

He was studying the shot:

"Holy shit. Bonds hit the thing into the Pacific Ocean..."

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 9:50 PM PDT reply actions

Re: See Franklin?

That would be 25,000 miles and 400 feet. I think that's a record

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: See Franklin?

Dumbass Missourans can't tell a bay from an Ozark Swamp.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Can Pedro be a hero???

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 9:50 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

No. No, he cannot.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

That was a rhetorical question, no?

by juanboy on Apr 18, 2007 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Will Scarlet Johanssen show up at my door tomorrow morning wearing nothing but a ribbon and a smile?

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Would you settle for David Johansen?

"Yep, I'm a Dodger hater" - Kevin Frandsen

by EliminateMe on Apr 18, 2007 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Yeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaa!

"Yep, I'm a Dodger hater" - Kevin Frandsen

by EliminateMe on Apr 18, 2007 9:51 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Cards get the top of the order. Benitez coming in.

:/

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 9:51 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Pedro Feliz in for the double play. Yay.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 9:51 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

It would be just like Pedro to hit into a double play with two outs, wouldn't it?

by juanboy on Apr 18, 2007 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Pedro grounds into double plays while he sleeps.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

That had some strange spin on it.

by KCE on Apr 18, 2007 9:51 PM PDT reply actions

Got a rally that needs to be killed?

Call 1-800-FELIZZZ!

"Yep, I'm a Dodger hater" - Kevin Frandsen

by EliminateMe on Apr 18, 2007 9:51 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Why is he always at bat when we need an RBI?

Jack Mustachner

by The Thrill on Apr 18, 2007 9:52 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Bochy should double switch here.
Benitez in Feliz' spot. Klesko in the 9th spot.

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 18, 2007 9:53 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Weird that he didn't do that...

by tobias on Apr 18, 2007 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Major fubar.

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Ooooh. Bonds staying in the game.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 9:53 PM PDT reply actions

Why Not?

He just dispelled the rumor that he tires in late innings.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions

At least Blowmeat

can't allow any inherited runners to score. SWEET!

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 9:53 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Well, this should be fun.

And by "fun," I mean "excruciating."

by juanboy on Apr 18, 2007 9:53 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

One out! Benitez is on a roll...

by screwball on Apr 18, 2007 9:53 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Hey, look who's pitching!

by Skaldheim on Apr 18, 2007 9:53 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

OMG. Mando time.

My Adopted San Francisco Giant: Notgardo Alfonzo

by tk on Apr 18, 2007 9:54 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher].

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 9:54 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Ok, time to throw a strike...

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 9:54 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Nice splitter!

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 9:55 PM PDT reply actions

Which is the bigger piece of shit?

(a) Pedro Feliz

(b) A really big piece of shit

Angels fly because they take Brian Sabean lightly.

by Mayor of 311 on Apr 18, 2007 9:55 PM PDT reply actions

Hmm...tough one...

Is that a really big piece or a really REALLY big piece?

"Yep, I'm a Dodger hater" - Kevin Frandsen

by EliminateMe on Apr 18, 2007 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Oh SHAZAM!

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 9:55 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Okay, those were two absolutely sick split-fingers.

by Skaldheim on Apr 18, 2007 9:55 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

walk pujols!

by Mike @ McCovey Chronicles on Apr 18, 2007 9:55 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Mando is in a contract year. Cardinals have no chance!

by screwball on Apr 18, 2007 9:56 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

wow.

by jckessler on Apr 18, 2007 9:56 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

dealing?

by jckessler on Apr 18, 2007 9:56 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Benitez vs Pujols A matchup for the ages.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 9:56 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Easy now. Four splitters in a row.... don't over do it.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 9:56 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

If he gets Poo Holes out, then I'll give him props.

Maybe just one prop.

by juanboy on Apr 18, 2007 9:56 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Prop.

Now let us score, Gigantes.

by juanboy on Apr 18, 2007 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Who are you and what have you done with Armando Benitez? I don't want him back. I'm just curious.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 9:56 PM PDT reply actions

Was this what he threw in Florida?

We certainly haven't seen it here til today.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 9:57 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

holy shit

by jckessler on Apr 18, 2007 9:57 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

HAHA! Anyone see the goofy smile on Benitez's face?

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 9:57 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Even he is stunned. Shows you what Viagra can do.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Omar was in position that time.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 9:57 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Outstanding inning for Armando Benitez. That's the kind of pitcher we're paying for.

by Skaldheim on Apr 18, 2007 9:57 PM PDT reply actions

WOW

That was f'ing nice work.

And Boom Goes the Dynamite

by Andy from DC on Apr 18, 2007 9:57 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Can that Armando Benitez please show up for every game the rest of the year?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 9:57 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

what the hell was that?

by jckessler on Apr 18, 2007 9:57 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Benitez is "THE MAN"!

by giantsrainman on Apr 18, 2007 9:57 PM PDT reply actions

Bad news....Mando to hit for himself in B9

Good news...He also gets to pitch to himself.

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 9:58 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Bad news....Mando to hit for himself in B9

eek, why didn't Bochy double-switch there?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Bad news....Mando to hit for himself in B9

Because he's praying for the chance to use Eliezer as a PH.

by juanboy on Apr 18, 2007 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Bad news....Mando to hit for himself in B9

Shit, I was right.

by juanboy on Apr 18, 2007 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Bad news....Mando to hit for himself in B9

Bochy thinks the DH is in effect.

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Bad news....Mando to hit for himself in B9

He's managing like he's never been in the NL before. He ran through both Hennessey and Benitez without throwing many pitches even though we're headed to extras and everyone left pitched yesterday. He also failed to double-switch and PH Alfonzo only to K.

by English Professor on Apr 18, 2007 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Bad news....Mando to hit for himself in B9

He's managing like he's never been in the NL before. He ran through both Hennessey and Benitez without throwing many pitches even though we're headed to extras and everyone left pitched yesterday. Hello Bruce, it's called a double-switch.

by English Professor on Apr 18, 2007 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Bad news....Mando to hit for himself in B9

I'm so baffled, I had to post it twice!!!

by English Professor on Apr 18, 2007 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Hopefully Benitez doesn't steal any of Cain's Cy young votes!

Jack Mustachner

by The Thrill on Apr 18, 2007 9:58 PM PDT reply actions

Excellent work Big Fella

he had not pitched in a week and had control. Now let's get him the win

by wilriv21 on Apr 18, 2007 9:59 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Don't pitch mando in the 10th. Could upset the gods.

by screwball on Apr 18, 2007 9:59 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

On deck... Eliezer Alfonzo? WRYYYY?

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 9:59 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Alfonso is on deck!!! YIPPPEEE

Jack Mustachner

by The Thrill on Apr 18, 2007 10:00 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Did anyone see Donovan's latest article about closers who give their fans heart attacks?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/writers/john_donovan/04/18/bullpens.closers/index.html

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 18, 2007 10:00 PM PDT reply actions

See it?

We wrote it! He plagiarized us on it!

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Winn:

Over it, Under it, and Through it.

Never once On it.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 10:00 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

What the hell has Eliezer Alfonzo done to make Bruce Bochy fall so in love with him?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 10:00 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

He is the MANNN.

My Adopted San Francisco Giant: Notgardo Alfonzo

by tk on Apr 18, 2007 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I can think of a few things...

All of them involve blackmail.

by juanboy on Apr 18, 2007 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Here comes the walk off!

Jack Mustachner

by The Thrill on Apr 18, 2007 10:00 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Come on Notgardo. Make Mama proud.

--

Are they seriously warming up Sanchez? I wasn't here, but isn't he the one that fucked it up last time?

My Adopted San Francisco Giant: Notgardo Alfonzo

by tk on Apr 18, 2007 10:00 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Denver ump gave Helton two questionable outside calls. That was the whole atbat.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I can't believe this is the first time I've seen the Giants on TV since Friday.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 10:01 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I am watching Warriors celebration making the playoffs, instead of Giants game because I don't know how to receive FSNBA+. At least I get Miller.

by out machine on Apr 18, 2007 10:01 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Channel 410 on Comcast Digital Cable

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Eliezer Alfonso: The New Pedro Feliz

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 10:01 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Hey. You can't swim, walk, or dance off the island. You can only drown.

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

He needs to squander four more years' worth of golden opportunities before he qualifies for that honor.

"Yep, I'm a Dodger hater" - Kevin Frandsen

by EliminateMe on Apr 18, 2007 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions

don't we have any real pinch hitters?

oh wait. they're all in the starting lineup.

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 10:02 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Oh, Notgardo. Well, next time! Chin up kiddo.

My Adopted San Francisco Giant: Notgardo Alfonzo

by tk on Apr 18, 2007 10:02 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

a swing only a parent could love.

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

That more closely resembled a spasmodic grizzly in the death throes of an alligator fight.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Is this going to be the Giants first extra innings game this year?

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 18, 2007 10:02 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I'm pretty sure Alfonso and Feliz could not hit a breaking ball if their lives depended on it.

Jack Mustachner

by The Thrill on Apr 18, 2007 10:02 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Eliezer Alfonzo?! I mean, come on! COME ON!

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 10:03 PM PDT reply actions

All together now...

Free Baseball!

My Adopted San Francisco Giant: Notgardo Alfonzo

by tk on Apr 18, 2007 10:03 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I feel like every time they've asked Alfonzo to pinch hit, he's struck out and looked awful in the process.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 10:03 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

You feel it because it is so.

by juanboy on Apr 18, 2007 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Omar did a nice job of working that count to 0-0. Very professional.

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 10:04 PM PDT reply actions

Dear Sanchez

Don't suck.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 10:05 PM PDT reply actions

Dear Jon

please report to Fresno and start every fifth day

by wilriv21 on Apr 18, 2007 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I swear, the Giants have the worst plate discipline. It drives me nuts. Up there hacking at the first pitch.

When was the last time the Giants saw more pitches than the other team? Since I've been paying attention, they always see fewer pitches.

by Roadie on Apr 18, 2007 10:05 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

At least we have Barry coming up next inning.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Giants are the Anti-A's

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Omar was trying to win it with one swing. Too bad it was a swinging bunt.

Jack Mustachner

by The Thrill on Apr 18, 2007 10:05 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

You know, I know it's early in the season, but I'm starting to think that Bruce Bochy isn't very good at in-game managing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 10:06 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Missing the double switch in the top of the 9th was egregious.
Free Ryan Klesko!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 18, 2007 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Tell the truth

WilRiv thinks you've got a fat lady in your spa.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Dirty Sanchez with the K

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 10:07 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

FYI- I hate speizio

Jack Mustachner

by The Thrill on Apr 18, 2007 10:07 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I too am not a member of the Spezio fan club.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions

See, Taschner

That's called "finishing a pitcher off".

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 10:07 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Sanchez owned Edmonds there.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 10:07 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I think it's nearly impossible for Giants bullpen pitchers to hit their spots. Sanchez only located like one of those fastballs.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 10:09 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

sanchez, 123?

really?

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 18, 2007 10:09 PM PDT reply actions

Ain't saying a lot, but

best lefty in the pen

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

...another 1-2-3 inning?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 10:09 PM PDT reply actions

Linden could steal the stage from Bonds

and end this thing.

I'm democratic. I'm fine with that.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 10:09 PM PDT reply actions

he is due

by wilriv21 on Apr 18, 2007 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Linden could steal the stage from Bonds

Bonds wouldn't mind. he already got his.

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Okay, let's finish this outstanding evening of Bay Area sports happiness with a walkoff in the bottom of the 10th.

by Skaldheim on Apr 18, 2007 10:09 PM PDT reply actions

Let's get J Snatch the win

by wilriv21 on Apr 18, 2007 10:10 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Now would be a good time for Linden to hit his first homer of the year.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 10:10 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Giants bullpen is nails. Must be Armando's excellence rubbing off on Sanchez. Put this game in the WIN column!

by screwball on Apr 18, 2007 10:10 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

In the words of Benitez, don't count your chickens before you've opened the bucket of Extra Crispy.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

toe nails or finger nails?

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Ghostly Vibe from Joe Angel

Thank you, Marble Mouth.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Oh give him a chance, Blue!

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 10:12 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Todd Linden likes striking out.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 10:12 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

That ball was like 8 inches off the plate. The umpire took the bat right out of his hands on that one.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

it's better than flying out on the first pitch (not really)

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions

C'mon Richie

Bring us home.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 10:13 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Todd Linden = Great AAA hitter.

by tobias on Apr 18, 2007 10:13 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Chances of Barry seeing a pitch to hit here?

by KCE on Apr 18, 2007 10:14 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

they won't pitch to Bonds here.

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 10:14 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Show 'em how it's done, Barry.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 10:14 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

C'mon. Bonds is going yard. If not, hope for the 13th inning.

by screwball on Apr 18, 2007 10:15 PM PDT reply actions

Richie Slower than

A Soprano Garbage Truck, loaded with Giants, in low gear, going up Lombard.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 10:15 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Richie Slower than

With three flat tires?

by tobias on Apr 18, 2007 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions

I had this dream, doc

Where Richie was sleepwalking with the fishes.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

her we go O PLEEZ O PLEEZ O PLEEZ O PLEEZ O PLEEZ

by sleeknerve on Apr 18, 2007 10:15 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Which statement best describes Rich Aurilia:

Mass murderer of labrador puppies

or

Slowest man on Earth in a non-catcher role

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 10:15 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

mass murderer one, have you seen niekro run the bases?

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 18, 2007 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

memeber fassero, o god

by sleeknerve on Apr 18, 2007 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Good God.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 10:16 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Get Lowry up

by screwball on Apr 18, 2007 10:16 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Boooooooooooooooo

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 10:16 PM PDT reply actions

damn it

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 10:17 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Another awful call. This ump is a clown.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 10:17 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Kinda like a batter makes his mind up to swing before the pitch is thrown.

Umpy started calling that a strike while it was grazing the buttons on Bond's shirt.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher].

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 10:19 PM PDT reply actions

Comment about the Post itself

Actually, I think that Linden is still a minor leaguer in labor terms, and as such is not technically under contract, but rather an employee.

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 10:20 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

A first pitch strike would really be nice about now....

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 10:20 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

You got your strike.

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Sanchez, a leadoff walk to a guy who doesn't walk is not a good idea.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 10:20 PM PDT reply actions

SITUATION TOMKO

Steve Kline: He probably won't be terrible

by groug on Apr 18, 2007 10:21 PM PDT reply actions

Re: SITUATION TOMKO

Excuse me if I'm being stupid, but can you clarify?

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: SITUATION TOMKO

It was a running gag whenever Brett Tomko got into trouble while he was a Giant, as he was prone to do at times, someone would post "SITUATION TOMKO".

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: SITUATION TOMKO

I see.

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: SITUATION TOMKO

Don't be so stupid, stupid.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

My heart skipped a beat when it looked like that throw was going into CF...

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 10:21 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

ez money.

by screwball on Apr 18, 2007 10:21 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Nice job fielding that bunt by Sanchez.

by Skaldheim on Apr 18, 2007 10:21 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

the walk was worth hearing Kruk go through puberty

by Giant Voodoo on Apr 18, 2007 10:22 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Tomorrow: Pimples, just like Dave's.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Wow, I got a call from a friend after Barry tied it up. I knew Armando was coming in, and frankly I can't believe the game is still going.

Go Giants!

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 10:25 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Here we go....

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 10:26 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Dammit, Feliz.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 10:26 PM PDT reply actions

Feliz' Awful Defense

OH NO.

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 10:26 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Now pitch around this guy to get to Pujols. He's in a huge slump, right?

by screwball on Apr 18, 2007 10:26 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Pedro is a great defensive third baseman. (I know it was a tough play.)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 10:27 PM PDT reply actions

LMAO....Sanjaya!

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 10:27 PM PDT reply actions

Re: LMAO....Sanjaya!

Too bad we can't vote him out

by tobias on Apr 18, 2007 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I know it's been mentioned before, but Pedro kinda, well, sucks.

by Roadie on Apr 18, 2007 10:27 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

WHAT"D HE DO NOW!!!???!!!!

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 18, 2007 10:27 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

WWPD?

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

See, Pedro really should have made that play. He's just not focused on defense this year. Clank, clang, whoops, it's Pedro Feliz the Human Blooper Reel. The guys at TWIB must love him now.

by Skaldheim on Apr 18, 2007 10:27 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

what IS he focusing on. it sure as hell isn't hitting. I know! where to spend that $5M that he stole from the Giants!!

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Thanks g*d Pedro is such a great hitter, otherwise his fielding would be hard to stomach.

It's never too early to panic.

by leewhee on Apr 18, 2007 10:27 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I just read single to third. I can only assume Pedro Feliz boned it.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 10:28 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Chopper off the dirt, Feliz picked the shorthop and botched the exchange. Infield hit.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

It was an error, but his mother is the scorekeeper.

It's never too early to panic.

by leewhee on Apr 18, 2007 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Dear Jonathan Sanchez,

I'd rather not have to face Pujols this inning.

Sincerely,

Nick

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 10:28 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

That's it. Pitch to Pujols with the bases juiced. Genius!

by screwball on Apr 18, 2007 10:29 PM PDT reply actions

take this asshole down, Sanchez!

he's overmatched and he knows it! quit fuckin around!

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 10:29 PM PDT reply actions

Re: take this asshole down, Sanchez!

Told you kid!! Now you know for the next time!

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions

E, he would be such a devasting starter

lefty, 93mph, heart, grit

by wilriv21 on Apr 18, 2007 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

591 comments. I wish my blog got 591 comments.

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 10:29 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

If the Giants were winning 9-0 every nite, there would be about 30 comments.

It's never too early to panic.

by leewhee on Apr 18, 2007 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions

what kind of blog?

by wilriv21 on Apr 18, 2007 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: what kind of blog?

Giants. See user page.

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Blog envy.

by GoldenGiant on Apr 18, 2007 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Exactly. Too bad I've only been blogging 3 months.

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Got him!

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 10:30 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I <3 Jonathan Sanchez.

by Skaldheim on Apr 18, 2007 10:30 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

[Release emotional tension]

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 10:30 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

NICE.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 10:31 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

New nickname for J-Sanchez:

Nasty Snatch

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 18, 2007 10:31 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

hahahaha!

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 18, 2007 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I like you, Jonathan Sanchez.

Steve Kline: He probably won't be terrible

by groug on Apr 18, 2007 10:31 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I like this pitcher much better than the one we had last night.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 10:32 PM PDT reply actions

Pedro, amigo miyo......

You hit one out, compadre, and I will let you live another day.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 10:32 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Ray, we could use a HR.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 10:32 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

OK, here we go. The Warriors win. The Sharks win. Let's make this a trifecta!

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 10:32 PM PDT reply actions

Niners Win?

Who could you mean?

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

8 more batters till our offense is up again. C'mon bullpen.

by screwball on Apr 18, 2007 10:32 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

C'mon, Giants, finish this game now. I wanna go eat lunch.
<Stomach rumbles>

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 18, 2007 10:32 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Singapore, huh? I know what you mean.

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

That's not Singapore's stomach rumbling.

The fat lady just did a cannonball back into the spa.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I recommend the chili crab.

Actually, last time I mentioned S'pore food, you recommended the chili crab. Well, in January I was out there, and you're right. Damned good.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 18, 2007 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Try the Local Version

Voodoo Chili Crab.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Why wouldn't Sanchez throw that breaking ball to Helton last night? Awsome slider!

by giantsrainman on Apr 18, 2007 10:32 PM PDT reply actions

C'mon Sugarman

Take us home.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 10:33 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

SUCK IT SANCHEZ HATERS

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 10:33 PM PDT reply actions

Duncan had no 0 chance against Sanchez

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 10:33 PM PDT reply actions

You guys hear that?

Sanchez throws the curve on a full count with Puljos on deck???

Sanchez stays for good.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 10:33 PM PDT reply actions

The thing to hope for this inning...

Giants leave the bases loaded so Bonds will come up in the 12th.

by tobias on Apr 18, 2007 10:33 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

damnit they decided to bring in their good pitcher

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 18, 2007 10:33 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Carpenter's not in.

Steve Kline: He probably won't be terrible

by groug on Apr 18, 2007 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

their other other one. (not wainwright)

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 18, 2007 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Unlike Asshat Morris...

Sanchez picks up his fielders. Too bad Morris makes 20 times what Sanchez does.

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 10:34 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Walk off Pedro...and keep walking.

Jack Mustachner

by The Thrill on Apr 18, 2007 10:36 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I don't think either team wants to win this thing.

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 18, 2007 10:36 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

REDEEM YOURSELF, FELIZ.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 10:37 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Not a chance.

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Here comes one in the dirt. Guaranteed.

by screwball on Apr 18, 2007 10:37 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Bengie worked over Isringhausen pretty good taking that 0-0 pitch 2 feet out of the strike zone into shallow right center. Professional hitters, Giants have many of.

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 10:37 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

why is Feliz always up in these spots?

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 10:37 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 10:37 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Oh, that's nice.

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Awesome.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

May I ask why Pedro has a beard?

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I was trying to replicate his Abe Lincoln beard from a the past. Meh...

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Wow...so lifelike!

by tobias on Apr 18, 2007 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Hard to tell the difference, but...

More realistic than Pedro himself...

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Well, Pedro looked idiotic on that strikeout. Again.

by Skaldheim on Apr 18, 2007 10:38 PM PDT reply actions

Just fuck you Feliz... Just Fuck You

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 10:38 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

This does not bode well.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 10:38 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

YAY!
HE DID IT!

that's what he's paid for correct?

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 18, 2007 10:38 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

We go over that in the Mon-Fri morning Introductory Class.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions

didn't see that coming

ok, I did.

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 10:38 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

UGH... I want to go to bed. :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 10:38 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Pecro sucks ASS!

Vote for Pedro...to be DFA'd!

by W8ingForATitle on Apr 18, 2007 10:38 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I hate Pecker-O

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Amazing. Pedro waved at a 1-2 breaking ball?

by screwball on Apr 18, 2007 10:38 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Pecro sucks ASS!

Vote for Pedro...to be DFA'd!

by W8ingForATitle on Apr 18, 2007 10:38 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Isringhausen must be exhausted after those 11 pitches.

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 10:39 PM PDT reply actions

unfortunately

the team is up way past its bedtime.

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 10:40 PM PDT reply actions

Well, you can't get everything.

First hti the bullpen has given up.

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 10:41 PM PDT reply actions

hmmm

Poo-Holes is up.
Sanchez has throw 2 innings already.
righty-lefty matchup.

let's see what happens.

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 10:41 PM PDT reply actions

Re: hmmm

at least he kept him in the yard.

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

dirty sanchez needs some dp action

by screwball on Apr 18, 2007 10:41 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

sicko

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Crap.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 10:41 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Albert Pujols: Professional Hitter Pedro Feliz: Not.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 10:41 PM PDT reply actions

you do have a grasp on this game .;)

by wilriv21 on Apr 18, 2007 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions

D-I-S-A-S-T-E-R

This spells disaster.

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 10:42 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Why does it feel like this game won't end until the Cardinals score?

It's never too early to panic.

by leewhee on Apr 18, 2007 10:42 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Crap.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 10:42 PM PDT reply actions

At least Cheezio is on deck...

I love his soul patch.

by GoldenGiant on Apr 18, 2007 10:43 PM PDT reply actions

Re: At least Cheezio is on deck...

God I hate that fucking thing.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Throw strikes!

That's what you're paid for.

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 10:43 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Or we could walk him and set up the double play....

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 10:43 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

This is not looking good.

by Roadie on Apr 18, 2007 10:43 PM PDT reply actions

clean-up hitter bunts

by wilriv21 on Apr 18, 2007 10:44 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Just hit this guy in the back for ol times sake. His run doesn't matter anyway.

by screwball on Apr 18, 2007 10:44 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

The things I do for this crappy team.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 10:44 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

How many times would Sanchez have to bean Spezio in the head to equal the pain he has caused us?

Vote for Pedro...to be DFA'd!

by W8ingForATitle on Apr 18, 2007 10:45 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

More painful:

Scott Spezio or watching Fleas get another 600 AB season?

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Touche

Vote for Pedro...to be DFA'd!

by W8ingForATitle on Apr 18, 2007 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions

My Feelings On This Game, On Notice-Wise

Steve Kline: He probably won't be terrible

by groug on Apr 18, 2007 10:45 PM PDT reply actions

Re: My Feelings On This Game, On Notice-Wise

IAWTONB

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Is that dryer lint on his chin?

by screwball on Apr 18, 2007 10:45 PM PDT reply actions

Fleas everywhere

That's Pecker-O's drool on his chin.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

The red fag beard is the most ridiculous thing I have seen in a long time.

Vote for Pedro...to be DFA'd!

by W8ingForATitle on Apr 18, 2007 10:46 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Spezio looks like he ate a cardinal and forgot to wipe his mouth.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 10:46 PM PDT reply actions

hope he hits into a SF Giant

by wilriv21 on Apr 18, 2007 10:46 PM PDT reply actions

Re: hope he hits into a SF Giant

GISFG

by Roadie on Apr 18, 2007 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

ok... sliders, sliders, sliders

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 18, 2007 10:47 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I'm HUNGRY! I blame you, Giants lineup.

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 18, 2007 10:47 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Can Sanchez pitch for ground balls?

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 10:47 PM PDT reply actions

I love this team

baby the multi-million dollar morris and blowmeat and ride the minimum wagers til they explode.

fuckers.

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 10:48 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Why do umpires sometimes wear sport coats? I find this odd...

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 10:48 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

If you bribe them properly, they can dress for the occasion.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Nice dressing drives babes wild

Angels fly because they take Brian Sabean lightly.

by Mayor of 311 on Apr 18, 2007 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Dear God give me a ground ball to the shortstop.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 10:48 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Take your shades off LaRussa! It's almost 11pm you drunk-ass goon!!!

by screwball on Apr 18, 2007 10:49 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

It's cuz his future's so bright!

by Roadie on Apr 18, 2007 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Dang, 19 balls, 22 strikes.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 10:50 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

One more...one more...

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 10:51 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Eat it, Kennedy.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 10:51 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

that is one dirty Sanchez

Vote for Pedro...to be DFA'd!

by W8ingForATitle on Apr 18, 2007 10:51 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Clutch strikeout.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 10:51 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Sweeeeeeet.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 18, 2007 10:51 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Here comes the on base machine.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 10:52 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

The Molina brothers are agreeing to stop at McDonald's after the game.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 10:52 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Which? I should make sure not to go there the next day, because they'll certainly be out of food.

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

O-h! Sh-it!

Sanchez you filthy bastard!

One more, baby.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 10:52 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

And now these teams have a 13-hour turnaround time.

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 10:52 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

This would be a good time for Bengie to tell Yadier he was adopted

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 18, 2007 10:52 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

C'mon guys, let's win this thing before my laptop runs outa juice. You got 21 minutes. Make it so.

by Roadie on Apr 18, 2007 10:52 PM PDT reply actions

NOT just a strikeout

Kennedy looked weak, overmatched

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 10:52 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Put this slop hacker away!

Vote for Pedro...to be DFA'd!

by W8ingForATitle on Apr 18, 2007 10:52 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Sit the fuck down Poo Holes!!!!!!!!!!

Vote for Pedro...to be DFA'd!

by W8ingForATitle on Apr 18, 2007 10:53 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Oh thank God. My heart stopped when he dropped that throw.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 10:53 PM PDT reply actions

Almost the THIRD

Giant Bobble of the Night!!!!

WTF!!!!!

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 10:53 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Who steals home?

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 10:53 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Oooooh maaaaan. Good job, LaRussa.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 10:53 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

WTF JUST HAPPENED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 10:53 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Wow. Just... wow.

by Roadie on Apr 18, 2007 10:53 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

WTF?

Omar don't scare.

by SF Pete on Apr 18, 2007 10:53 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Didn't know Vince Coleman was on third.

by screwball on Apr 18, 2007 10:53 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tony LaRussa's evil schemes won't work against JONATHAN SANCHEZ!!!!!

by Skaldheim on Apr 18, 2007 10:53 PM PDT reply actions

Tony LaRussa

Meddling fucking drunk.
Thanks asshole!You Lose!

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 10:54 PM PDT reply actions

MUAHAHAHAHAHHA

SOO CLOSE

Yet so awesome.

And Boom Goes the Dynamite

by Andy from DC on Apr 18, 2007 10:54 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

CAUGHT STEALING HOME?

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 18, 2007 10:54 PM PDT reply actions

Now let's win this game

by wilriv21 on Apr 18, 2007 10:54 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

That was a pretty nice performance by Sanchez. I can't believe Bochy let him throw so many pitches. Let's get him a win!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 10:54 PM PDT reply actions

he belongs in a rotation

by wilriv21 on Apr 18, 2007 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: he belongs in a rotation

The only rotation he'll be able to get into is Fresno.

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: he belongs in a rotation

I don't mean that in a good way, the Giants' is just too deep.

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes Fresno rotation 2007

and then here to stay in 2008 to pitch with Lincecum and Cain

by wilriv21 on Apr 18, 2007 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: he belongs in a rotation

I don't mean that in a bad way. Oops.

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Consider the Lineup

Best bullpen performance thus far for the Gyros.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

What in the holy hell?

Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they're fascist. Not boring: Emmanuel Burriss. Not fascist: SF Dugout

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 18, 2007 10:55 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Tony's definately going to need a cold one for the road tonight...dumbfuck!

Vote for Pedro...to be DFA'd!

by W8ingForATitle on Apr 18, 2007 10:55 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I think the Cardinals lead the league in the "Carrying former Angels on the 25 man roster" category.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 10:55 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I can't believe Molina almost screwed that one up.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 10:55 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Pujols was safe just like Aurilia was on Barry's sacrifice fly. But, I take it. Thanks Ump!

by giantsrainman on Apr 18, 2007 10:55 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

If you saw the replay he never touched the plate. He pushed molina's foot before the tag but missed the plate wide anyways. Of course the ump just sees that the ball beat the runner.

Vote for Pedro...to be DFA'd!

by W8ingForATitle on Apr 18, 2007 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

What the hell just happened? I hate being in Southern California.

"When I think of how many times the Enemy has tried to kill Tyler Walker..."

by multiphasic on Apr 18, 2007 10:56 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Pujols tries to steal home. Gets tagged out.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Okay, so I'm not insane.

Someone is, but I'm pretty sure it's not me.

"When I think of how many times the Enemy has tried to kill Tyler Walker..."

by multiphasic on Apr 18, 2007 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Puljos stopped or he would have made it with ease.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

puff puff give LaRussa!!!

by screwball on Apr 18, 2007 10:56 PM PDT reply actions

fucking randy winn

do something si-vous plait?

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 18, 2007 10:57 PM PDT reply actions

Here we go

Let's end this thang.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 10:57 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Randy Winn got a hit? what the...

by Roadie on Apr 18, 2007 10:57 PM PDT reply actions

Winn!

That's why we had him leading up last year.

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 10:57 PM PDT reply actions

Winn totally crushed that.

One more bounce and it would have reached shallow centerfield.

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 10:57 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Winn totally crushed that.

maybe two more hops

Vote for Pedro...to be DFA'd!

by W8ingForATitle on Apr 18, 2007 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Jesus. I was wondering how long they were going to stand there.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 10:58 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Please end this game so I can go take a shower and go to bed.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 10:59 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Seriously. My acne peel is burning my face because I can't get up to rinse it off. I cannot miss any of this game.

Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they're fascist. Not boring: Emmanuel Burriss. Not fascist: SF Dugout

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 18, 2007 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions

You think that's harsh?

An orange peel's been hanging from my mouth since the eighth inning.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions

I need a shower bad

I just got a Dirty Sanchez!

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 18, 2007 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Don't f-ing waste an out and bunt here

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 18, 2007 10:59 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

must...go...by...book

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Sweeney. That almost reminded me of...

Professional Hitting.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 10:59 PM PDT reply actions

What was the point of having Sweeney bunt?

Isn't bunting a pitcher's job?

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 11:00 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Omar! Omar! Omar! Omar!

by Roadie on Apr 18, 2007 11:00 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Why not have roberts pinch run, steal second and have three shots to bring him home?

Vote for Pedro...to be DFA'd!

by W8ingForATitle on Apr 18, 2007 11:00 PM PDT reply actions

food poisoning

by wilriv21 on Apr 18, 2007 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

that could never work

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Now that bunt was some pure

Vetran Savy.

'Atta Baby

And Boom Goes the Dynamite

by Andy from DC on Apr 18, 2007 11:00 PM PDT reply actions

Help me, Omar Wan Vizquel

I really mean it.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 11:00 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Mark Sweeney. Hey, isn't he the guy you send up when can't get Ryan Klesko?

"When I think of how many times the Enemy has tried to kill Tyler Walker..."

by multiphasic on Apr 18, 2007 11:00 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

If you're going to bunt, put a pitcher or Roberts up there. Geez.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 11:00 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Does anyone else think Sweeney looks like Rob Van Winkle?

VS.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 11:01 PM PDT reply actions

Whoa

That second picture is pretty funky-looking. It's like Sweeney is pretending he's not white.

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Sweet mercy

What an ugly cover.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Please tell me you didn't have that CD cover lying around.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Apr 18, 2007 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Don't worry. I Googled "Rob Van Winkle" and that was the 2nd picture that popped up.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions

C'mon, end it. Hancock is

AAA talent at best!

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 11:01 PM PDT reply actions

Re: C'mon, end it. Hancock is

as is our lineup, so good contest yes?

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 18, 2007 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: C'mon, end it. Hancock is

indeed

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

This just in: Linden's lucky numbers are 5-4-3. Oh shit.

by screwball on Apr 18, 2007 11:02 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

OK... After the Ks looking, I worry that Linden is going to go up hacking

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 18, 2007 11:02 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Gameday lag.

Hey, any of you guys heard this band Green Day? They're totally from Berkeley!

etc. etc.

"When I think of how many times the Enemy has tried to kill Tyler Walker..."

by multiphasic on Apr 18, 2007 11:03 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

C'mon Todd start your career turn around with this AB

Vote for Pedro...to be DFA'd!

by W8ingForATitle on Apr 18, 2007 11:04 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Yeah! Make this your statement game!

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Between the lines! Hit that between the lines!

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 11:04 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Does Linden look as bad at the plate as Jon Miller's tone implies?

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 18, 2007 11:04 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Yeah, but it's nothing a little extra moisturizing couldn't fix.

"When I think of how many times the Enemy has tried to kill Tyler Walker..."

by multiphasic on Apr 18, 2007 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

His acne cream's on extra thick tonite.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Pretty much.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I hope not.

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Not this AB. He is working the count well

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 18, 2007 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Linden simply does not have major league bat speed, or major league pitch recognition. He'll never be a productive major league hitter.

by tobias on Apr 18, 2007 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Send em!!!

by screwball on Apr 18, 2007 11:05 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

No thanks... I'd rather not end this inning with a strikeout throw out. We're sure to lose if that happens.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions

c'mon todd....hancock doesn't want to be there.

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 11:06 PM PDT reply actions

Darn.

Linden.

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 11:07 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Dang it.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 11:07 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Golden sombraro

Vote for Pedro...to be DFA'd!

by W8ingForATitle on Apr 18, 2007 11:07 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I don't know how much longer I can stay up. DAMMIT TODD.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 11:07 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

nut up and ride this thing out

Vote for Pedro...to be DFA'd!

by W8ingForATitle on Apr 18, 2007 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Todd Linden = really splendid AAA hitter

I'd rather have had Mark Leonard up there.

by tobias on Apr 18, 2007 11:07 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

4 f'n Ks for Linden. nice. sigh.

by Roadie on Apr 18, 2007 11:07 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

How is it that Linden can make AAA pitchers look so silly, but when he's standing in PacBell, he can't hit a AAA pitcher?

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 11:07 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

How about strike out, strike out? Does that work for you?

by screwball on Apr 18, 2007 11:07 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

note to magellan:

if you pull your head off the ball, you can't see it, even if it is your basic highschool pitcher on the mound.

idiot!

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 11:08 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Linden gave it a good battle. That was a good pitch

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 18, 2007 11:08 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Oh God.

Richie, just please make it end. In a good way.

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 11:08 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Dammit, Todd.

I know Tyler Walker. I've adopted Tyler Walker. And you, sir, are no Tyler Walker.

"When I think of how many times the Enemy has tried to kill Tyler Walker..."

by multiphasic on Apr 18, 2007 11:08 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

That's my boy. :(

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Todd Linden)

by antinous on Apr 18, 2007 11:08 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Come on Richie!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 11:08 PM PDT reply actions

C'mon Richie!

"Yep, I'm a Dodger hater" - Kevin Frandsen

by EliminateMe on Apr 18, 2007 11:08 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

YESSS!!!!!!!

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 11:09 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

YES!!!!!

by Roadie on Apr 18, 2007 11:09 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Hooray!

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 11:09 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

RICH AURILIA FOR THE WIN!!!!!

by Skaldheim on Apr 18, 2007 11:09 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Dance. NOW!

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 11:09 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

RICHIE

Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they're fascist. Not boring: Emmanuel Burriss. Not fascist: SF Dugout

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 18, 2007 11:09 PM PDT reply actions

whew!

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 11:09 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Woo hoo!

Omar don't scare.

by SF Pete on Apr 18, 2007 11:09 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Rich Aurilia is my home.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 11:09 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Errrr... homey.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

http://www.romantic-lyrics.com/ly29.shtml

I picked the lyrics site with the most pink.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Todd Linden)

by antinous on Apr 18, 2007 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

I thought it was Mando's who's as big as a house.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

RICHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE WIN!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 11:09 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

¡Olé!

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 11:09 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Atta kid Richie!!!!!!!!!!

Vote for Pedro...to be DFA'd!

by W8ingForATitle on Apr 18, 2007 11:09 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

We're going to the series this year. Go Giants!

by screwball on Apr 18, 2007 11:09 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

RICHIE!!

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 18, 2007 11:09 PM PDT reply actions

THAT'S MY BOY!

way to come back baby!!!

2002? I'm over it. But I'll never be over Rich Aurilia.

by wjackalope on Apr 18, 2007 11:09 PM PDT reply actions

Okay Everybody!

Rinse the Acne Cream off, STAT!

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 11:10 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Todd Linden)

by antinous on Apr 18, 2007 11:10 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

THAT'S GAME!
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANKYOU!!!!!!

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 18, 2007 11:10 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Now that's a major league hitter!!

by tobias on Apr 18, 2007 11:10 PM PDT reply actions

DID I MENTION I LOVE HIM

GO GIANTS

And Boom Goes the Dynamite

by Andy from DC on Apr 18, 2007 11:10 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Why did you ever leave us, Richie!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 11:10 PM PDT reply actions

yippee!

Giants win.

Free Tim Lincecum.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 18, 2007 11:10 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

RICH AURILIA IS A PLAYER OF BASEBALL.

by juanboy on Apr 18, 2007 11:10 PM PDT reply actions

once hancock came in

if they don't win it, i doubt they would be able to win another game all year. thats why larussa tried to steal home. hancock had no chance.

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 11:10 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Welcome home Richie! It is sure nice to have another real Giant on the Roster!

by giantsrainman on Apr 18, 2007 11:10 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Thank god we didn't have to leave it up to that Bonds hack.

Aurilia? YA RILIA!

"When I think of how many times the Enemy has tried to kill Tyler Walker..."

by multiphasic on Apr 18, 2007 11:10 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Man, it's sure nice having him back.

by Skaldheim on Apr 18, 2007 11:11 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

What's up with the reply mode?

by tobias on Apr 18, 2007 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

We topped 800 posts in one thread, and made Grant's server cry.

by Skaldheim on Apr 18, 2007 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Since manana is a day game

how about giving Feliz the rest of the season off.

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Apr 18, 2007 11:11 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Since manana is a day game

I like the way you think.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Since manana is a day game

Sounds good, as long as they don't have to pay him.

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 18, 2007 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Since manana is a day game

I second this motion, and move for summary execution.

by Skaldheim on Apr 18, 2007 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Since manana is a day game

In short, I shot him.

"When I think of how many times the Enemy has tried to kill Tyler Walker..."

by multiphasic on Apr 18, 2007 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Rich Aurilia: FUCKING GIANT.

<really big font>YEEES!!!!!!</really big font>

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 11:12 PM PDT reply actions

Grant just phoned

He wants you to teach the Advanced HTML class.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions

what a night

A's win in the day, Sharks go up 3-1 over Nashville, The Warriors make the playoffs for the first time since the Ice Age, and it's all capped off by this. Time for bed. Thank you and goodnight!

2002? I'm over it. But I'll never be over Rich Aurilia.

by wjackalope on Apr 18, 2007 11:12 PM PDT reply actions

Re: what a night

Couldn't have summed it up better. goodnight/

Aaron did it without cheating.

by jtoj on Apr 18, 2007 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

RICHIE!!!!!

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: Pack your bags son, we are going to Fresno.

by sfgreg on Apr 18, 2007 11:12 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Is that Michael Tucker in the back row?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 18, 2007 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

What? Next to the black dude?

by tobias on Apr 18, 2007 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

:D

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

What is this picture from?

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Apr 18, 2007 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

That's Richie and his wife Raquel playing guest jurors on an episode of General Hospital.

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: Pack your bags son, we are going to Fresno.

by sfgreg on Apr 18, 2007 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

That was a great win. Totally demoralizing for the hated Cardinals.

Plus, there is yet another reason to send Feliz to the bench.

Good times all around.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 18, 2007 11:13 PM PDT reply actions

I like how you think.

Grab some pine, pedro

And Boom Goes the Dynamite

by Andy from DC on Apr 18, 2007 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

A win that feels like a win!

The bright side: Brian Sabean will be out of a job in a few months.

by Punch Rockgroin on Apr 18, 2007 11:14 PM PDT reply actions

I take back everything I said

about Richie being slower than a worn out Garbage Truck.

He's at least as fast as the NASA rocket crawler.

by Moggeee on Apr 18, 2007 11:15 PM PDT reply actions

Re: I take back everything I said

He's as fast as the Mars rover, and just as reliable!

"Yep, I'm a Dodger hater" - Kevin Frandsen

by EliminateMe on Apr 18, 2007 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Haha Pujols, don't you look like an even bigger jerk now?

Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they're fascist. Not boring: Emmanuel Burriss. Not fascist: SF Dugout

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 18, 2007 11:16 PM PDT reply actions

It's 2:14 AM EST

Now I can finally get to bed. Good night all and Go Giants!

by xanthan on Apr 18, 2007 11:16 PM PDT reply actions

Lest we forget...

Mando OWNED the 9th.

Bruce Bochy gets his big head from me.

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 18, 2007 11:16 PM PDT reply actions

Game Summary:

Feliz singlehandedly tacks three entire innings onto the end of the game
The Continued Saga of the Giant Return of the Great Rich Aurilia
Bonds, being Bonds!
FILTHY SANCHEZ!!!

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Apr 18, 2007 11:19 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

and at 2:21 AM EST having to wake up at 6:30 for work, I can finally go to sleep!! Who cares if I'm a zombie tomorrow. We won!!

Armando Benitez countdown to 300 saves: 282

by rxmeister on Apr 18, 2007 11:22 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Today was a good day to win.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 18, 2007 11:22 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Hell of a game. Sanchez was dirty. Pedro was his usual hacktastic bumbling self. Oh...and that BB guy went deep as well.

Proud adoptive papa of the one, the only, Omar Vizquel.

by PacBellBoozer on Apr 18, 2007 11:29 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

Jeepers. 870 comments. Looks like this software can't (or won't) display them all.

But, nice win! It was tiring enough watching the Yahoo box score page update every 30 seconds.

Adopting Dave Roberts since 2007

by hometownboy on Apr 18, 2007 11:44 PM PDT reply actions

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No kidding...McC servers are 'bout to explode it looks like. Stupid nesting thing...what gives?!?

Proud adoptive papa of the one, the only, Omar Vizquel.

by PacBellBoozer on Apr 18, 2007 11:55 PM PDT reply actions

Used to do it after 200....

by Grant Brisbee on Apr 19, 2007 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions

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This blog alone would be responsible for the death of the internet if the Giants ever won the World Series.

The bright side: Brian Sabean will be out of a job in a few months.

by Punch Rockgroin on Apr 19, 2007 12:31 AM PDT reply actions

Re: Open Gameday Thread, 4/18

That's why the baseball and Internet gods are conspiring to make sure the Giants never win it.

Remember 1962!

by El Person on Apr 19, 2007 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions

Imminent demise of the internet predicted

"Yep, I'm a Dodger hater" - Kevin Frandsen

by EliminateMe on Apr 19, 2007 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions

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I'm willing to make that sacrifice.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Apr 19, 2007 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions

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