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Bop!

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Bring on that mop top band of Backstreet Boy dropouts. If I have to hear about how hot Crosby, Zito and Chavez are one more time I am going to quit my job, put all three in a burlap sack, throw them in the trunk of my car, drive down to Orlando, hire a dance instructor, find the most dilapidated buliding I can, lock all four in it for three strait weeks, send them on a tour of all the shopping malls in Eastern Europe, sit back and watch the money start rolling in.

Poll
Who is the hottest A's player?
Crosby
4 votes
Street
7 votes
Harden
11 votes
Who gives a shit
32 votes
I would'nt mind being on the business end of all 5
20 votes
Zito
6 votes
Chavez
6 votes

86 votes | Poll has closed

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Re: Bop!
All this and I still can't find tickets for tomorrow's game. Guess everyone is going to watch the porn, I mean baseball game. For the record though, if "all 5" wasn't an option, Street is my pick in the above poll.

by tk on May 19, 2006 10:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Re: Bop!
Zito is so dreamy, but Chavvy would probably treat you better.
club ph34r - comics! rally hippo - crappier comics!

by Natto on May 19, 2006 10:42 AM PDT reply actions  

Re: Bop!
Something discovered by the Score Bard before the season... Huston Street is an anagram for Utter Hotness. I'm just saying.
David
SPORTSZILLA - kickass sports writing

by David A. Arnott on May 19, 2006 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

noone...
compares to Lowry (except for Omar)
You look like I need a drink

by kenshin1 on May 19, 2006 12:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I raise you...
Trot Nixon
You look like I need a drink

by kenshin1 on May 19, 2006 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

damnit...
Kenshin, never post drunk
You look like I need a drink

by kenshin1 on May 19, 2006 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Otis Redding
Jason Ellison's numbers through 41 team games: 34 G 0 GS 15 AB

by WalrusMan on May 19, 2006 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Re: Otis Redding
Redding, Calif. The ugliest of them all.
Me gustan tomar mis copas / Aguardiente es lo mejor / También la tequila blanca / Con su sal le da sabor

by leftymalo on May 19, 2006 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Otis Day
& The Knights too
In medical school, proctologists finish at the bottom of their class.

by Goofus on May 19, 2006 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't have a big enough lunch
Famous Amos.

Or Otis Spunkmeyer.

Wow, I had never noticed that Amos Otis was such an epic cookie name. I wonder if his wife's maiden name was Fields.

"Robb Nen is going to get you" - Benito Santiago to Chipper Jones, 10/7/02

by Pants Man on May 19, 2006 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Re: Morris Day
Zach Day.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f***ing amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on May 19, 2006 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Re: Zack Morris
Morris Day.

Full circle! Full circle! Full circle! Yes!

Meaningless games since 1997: -8

by Brian Sabean on May 19, 2006 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Re: Zack Morris
Matt Morris
We'll never win a World Series.

by Punch Rockgroin on May 19, 2006 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Re: Zack Morris
Morris the Cat
In medical school, proctologists finish at the bottom of their class.

by Goofus on May 20, 2006 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Re: Zack Morris
Jim Kaat
I'm paid to make Sabean look smart.

by Steve Finley on May 20, 2006 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Re: Bop!
Who really cares about the A's - not me - except when they play the G-men.  

by APGiantsFan on May 19, 2006 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Re: Bop!
Here here!!
Go Niekro and Feliz!!!

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on May 19, 2006 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Re: Bop!
I'm not an As fan, but I'd always rather see them win the AL than anyone else.
In medical school, proctologists finish at the bottom of their class.

by Goofus on May 19, 2006 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Re: Bop!
Harden and Street are both adorable. I've never been a HUGE fan of Zito's look, but Chavez and Crosby are fine lookin'.

Of course, Harden and Lowry are both the most adorable men I've ever seen.

by Squeaky on May 19, 2006 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

but....
but... but... you've seen my picture
You look like I need a drink

by kenshin1 on May 19, 2006 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

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