If the season started May 1st....
Thoughts from the first 15 games of the year:
- It would be irresponsible to write that Pedro Feliz has turned the corner on his career, so I'll just write this: Pedro Feliz has turned the corner on his career. He's hitting everything solid, catching up with the high fastballs, and doing a better job laying off the unhittable breaking stuff. Feliz isn't going to continue to hit .367/.377/.700, but it would be a huge asset if he were to hit like a league average third baseman. I'm optimistic.
- We just might be witnessing the last gasp of Omar Vizquel's bat. He's hitting .173/.241/.269, and while he can still pick it in the field, the Giants can't afford to have such a weak bat at the top of the batting order. He still has a year left on his contract, though, so it would be hard to just release him. Besides, the Giants have absolutely no one worth trying in his place at short, unless you want to force Kevin Frandsen to learn the position in the majors.
- The fallback comparison for a player who hits with zero average or power, but draws an insane amount of walks, is always F.P. Santangelo. Usually, however, there's a modifier with the comparison. Such as, "Joe Shlabotnik hits like F.P. Santangelo with power", or something of the sort. That's not needed for Barry Bonds right now. Bonds is hitting like F.P. Santangelo toward the end of Santangelo's career. A big difference, however, is that Santangelo didn't run or field as if he were trying to make love to a table saw. I'm not sure what that means, but Bonds has been awful to start the season. A non-productive Bonds would be an incredible turn of bad luck for the Giants.
- Jamey Wright is still not a good pitcher. I told you so.
- With Kevin Correia and Jeremy Accardo pitching so well, it shouldn't be long until one of them takes over a setup spot. What are the alternatives? Each one of them alternating turns in blowouts, while relievers having awful seasons are brought in the close situations? Yeah, right. I'd like to see that happen.
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Re: If the season started May 1st....
Then, wham. You're crying in the middle of the night, feeling empty and lost inside. The cycle must be broken.
by leftymalo on May 16, 2006 10:35 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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by out machine on May 16, 2006 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has...
I imagine their writing sessions consist of something like this:
Lifetime Producer: So Susan Sarandon signed on to do a movie with us...
Writer 1: Awesome! I have an idea. We'll cast her as a newly single mother who must face the realities of returning to work, the difficulties of raising a teenage daughter and the awkwardness of the dating scene.
Writer 2: Hmmmmmmm... Something seems to be missing. I know! We'll have her husband abandon her to elope with a younger woman.
Writer 1: Let's also have her meet a charming stranger who turns out to be a homocidal maniac.
Producer: I love it! That's a wrap
by kenshin1 on May 16, 2006 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by Roger on May 16, 2006 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by Brother Bummer on May 16, 2006 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know...
by kenshin1 on May 16, 2006 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And this annoys you how?
by WalrusMan on May 16, 2006 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Re: I know...
by mxmob33 on May 16, 2006 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Re: I know...
not that i've given this much thought...
by redhornet78 on May 16, 2006 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by WithTechron on May 16, 2006 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Re: If the season started May 1st....
by Grant on May 16, 2006 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
at least your confidant about it....
by kenshin1 on May 16, 2006 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Re: at least your confidant about it....
by Grant on May 16, 2006 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Re: If the season started May 1st....
(The above sentence could also have been plugged into a post headed "If the season started on time..." Or, for that matter, any post in the last two-plus years.)
by Kitspool on May 16, 2006 11:14 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Great bit, Grant
Pull it together, Morris and Worrell. Today is the first day of the rest of your "if the season started May 16th."
by Pants Man on May 16, 2006 11:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Re: If the season started May 1st....
Sweeney, meanwhile, has been every bit the dented can that his "four-times-a-Padre" career stats suggest, at a woeful .194/.235/.387 .
And, hey, anyone know what happened to Tyler Walker? I thought he was supposed to be on the opening day roster.
(Sure is handy that the Giants post stats by month on their website, huh?)
by EliminateMe on May 16, 2006 11:39 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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by Shane on May 16, 2006 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Re: If the season started May 1st....
http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/content/printer_friendly/sf/y2006/m04/d28/c1422601.jsp
Hines looks like he's a better pitcher than I am, but that isn't saying much.
http://tampabay.devilrays.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/team/player.jsp?player_id=430628
http://www.rotowire.com/baseball/player.htm?id=7808
by Shane on May 16, 2006 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Re: If the season started May 1st....
We'll probably see him with the big club before the season is over... at which point he just might reveal himself to be no more than a bag of socks.
by Pants Man on May 16, 2006 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by leftymalo on May 16, 2006 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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I hear all the best comedians have to explain their jokes. Am I right, Kenshin?
by EliminateMe on May 16, 2006 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
absolutely
by kenshin1 on May 16, 2006 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Being that I'm no ne
by Goofus on May 16, 2006 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
troublemaker.
by EliminateMe on May 16, 2006 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just because you're a doctor....
by WalrusMan on May 16, 2006 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not a doctor...
by kenshin1 on May 16, 2006 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but I did...
by kenshin1 on May 16, 2006 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by knowitall55 on May 16, 2006 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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by WithTechron on May 16, 2006 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by Natto on May 16, 2006 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by leftymalo on May 16, 2006 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Re: If the season started May 1st....
Oh no wait. Not funny. What's that other word?
by EliminateMe on May 16, 2006 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by Goofus on May 16, 2006 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by Brian Sabean on May 16, 2006 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by WithTechron on May 16, 2006 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by elduderino on May 16, 2006 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Re: If the season started May 1st....
I think the problem is not that something is wrong with his bat, but rather the 1B should not have to bat 8th, and that the LF who can't run, catch, throw, or speak in the dugout now also can't hit. Oh yeah, and Omar isn't likely to hit too many 8-run homers to make up for the AT&T Park Bocce Ball Bullpen squad.
He won't bat .100 all year, but he will still run, field, and play good baseball, which is nice to be able to say about a Giant.
BB
by BlackDougal on May 16, 2006 4:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd truthfully like to see Omar hitting 7th or 8th
- Winn
- Durham
- Niekro
- Bonds
- Alou
- Feliz
- Matheny
- Vizquel
- Pitcher
by WalrusMan on May 16, 2006 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Re: I'd truthfully like to see Omar hitting 7th or
by irwin on May 16, 2006 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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BB
by BlackDougal on May 17, 2006 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
4:59......
by WalrusMan on May 16, 2006 4:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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8 1B Vizcaino, J.
...in a lineup is just demoralizing.
by Pants Man on May 16, 2006 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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The fact that Vizcaino is your starting 1B, or that his OBP is higher than Neikro's.
by zenbitz on May 17, 2006 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
During the break
Tool Astros Announcer #2: "I'll never do that."
Worth the price of mlb.tv to get the witty off-camera banter.
by plnublimp on May 16, 2006 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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