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Armando Benitez down 20 pounds

According to Will Carroll. That's nice to hear. Just 20 more to go, 'Mando.

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Re: Armando Benitez down 20 pounds
LONDON - (AP) Armando Benitez is down 20 pounds tonight, after losing a wager in a Liverpool pub.

Benitez, who is a major league pitcher for the San Francisco Giants, engaged in a friendly competition with pub customer Tatum Higgins, and wagered 20 pounds over who could eat more baskets of fish and chips. Benitez appeared to be the victor after downing his 32nd basket, but was disqualified under local rules when it was discovered he ate two sticks of butter prior to the start of the contest.

"Apparently, that's a no-no here," Benitez said. "They say it helps you get the food down easier, but I'd eaten the butter before I even knew there'd be a competition. It's all in good fun, though."

by Grant Brisbee on Feb 20, 2006 12:16 PM PST reply actions  

Re: Armando Benitez down 20 pounds
that had me laughing out loud, Grant
www.waitingfortbg.com (under contstruction)

by Goofus on Feb 20, 2006 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Armando Benitez down 20 pounds
::applause::  Thanks Grant.
Hmm....I didn't know that.

by WalrusMan on Feb 20, 2006 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Armando Benitez down 20 pounds
I almost pissed myself laughing. That was unbelievable.

by antinous on Feb 20, 2006 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Armando Benitez down 20 pounds
the one and only grant ladies and gentlemen(mostly gentlemen)
my cousin and i got noah lowry's autograph after coming out of a porta-potty. he was nice about it.

by hubert on Feb 20, 2006 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Armando Benitez down 20 pounds
Since we had "Barry being Barry", it's appropriate to have a little "Grant being Grant".
www.waitingfortbg.com (under contstruction)

by Goofus on Feb 21, 2006 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Re: Armando Benitez down 20 pounds
...le sigh...my hero.
Saving countless runs with my defense

by lyricalkiller on Feb 20, 2006 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Armando Benitez down 20 pounds
Wonderful!!!
Go Giants!!!

by Martin BiasedGiantsFanatic on Feb 21, 2006 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Re: Armando Benitez down 20 pounds
I actually thought this was the real story.

by zenbitz on Feb 21, 2006 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

In other news
Burger King reports a steep drop in earing for the 4th quarter
The Dodgers ARE evil.

by irwin on Feb 20, 2006 1:17 PM PST reply actions  

Re: In other news
Well, the King better start wearing a lighter earring, then.

You just got PROOFREAD.  Ka-POW!!

"When I think of how many times the Enemy has tried to kill Gary Busey..."

by multiphasic on Feb 20, 2006 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: In other news
dang. That, of course, show have read "earnings."
The Dodgers ARE evil.

by irwin on Feb 20, 2006 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: In other news
Awesome show, too.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

by Squeaky on Feb 20, 2006 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I just thought
you meant Burger King was discriminating against homosexuals.

by Nick Schulte on Feb 20, 2006 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope
I think Burger King has a "don't ask, don't tell" policy. Just like the content of their "burgers" and "chicken."
The Dodgers ARE evil.

by irwin on Feb 20, 2006 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Nope

Not my creation, but wholly appropriate.

by Grant Brisbee on Feb 20, 2006 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

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