LF- Barry "being Barry" Bonds
F.P. "Spark plug? No, I said butt plug" Santangelo
CF- Ricky "useless piece of crap" Ledee
SS- Neifi "waived by the Royals" Perez
2B- Jeff "porn stache" Kent
3B- Charlie "why does Dusty keep hitting him clean-up?" Hayes
1B- J.R. "strike-out" Phillips
C-A.J.
RP- Jim "gasoline on the fire" Poole / Jeff "meat head" Juden
SP- Livan "Leave-In" Hernandez / Brett "cry baby" Tomko

"How can you have such a list, or any list for that matter, without the name Curt Schilling on it?" opined the Red Sox hurler.  "Schilling, Schill, bloody sock, Schilling, hero, and Schill.  That's the rotation I'd go to war with."

SP: Steve Avery
SP: Tom Glavine
SP: Greg Maddux
SP: John Smoltz

RP: Steve Bedrosian
RP: Marvin Freeman
RP: Jay Howell
RP: Greg McMichael
RP: Kent Mercker
RP: Mark Wohlers
CL: Mike Stanton

The 1993 Braves.  Most Annoying Team of All Time.

But really, my all-time annoying lineup looks more like this:

CF, LF, RF, 1B, and C: Ryan Klesko
2B, 3B, and SS: Alex Rodriguez
SP: Gregroger Madduxclemens

JD Drew: massive prick from day 1 of his baseball career, and still behaving like a massive prick today. Will continue to behave like a massive prick for the next twenty years.

Andruw Jones: Why the hell do you spell your name with a U? And overall, just an annoyance.

Tony LaRussa: Whiniest. Tit. Ever. Please shut the fuck up. Earns spot on team as manager.

Carl Everett, even though his stupidity is really more funny than anything.

Ozzie Guillen could make the list thanks to his endemic foot-in-mouth problem.

Milton Bradley. Need I say more? Even if he spent a low-key season in Oakland last year, he fails for the main and simple reason that he was a jerk as an Indian, a jerk as a Dodger, and Andre Ethier is a Dodger because of him. Hate.

Alex Sanchez was the most annoying in the shortest amount of time as a Giant. He wins for highest concentration of fuckery perpetrated against the Giants, while as a Giant.

Manny. Manny being Manny. Manny's cornrows, Manny's do-rag, Manny's shitty defense, Manny's big mouth, Manny's this, Manny's that. F Manny.

Nomar bugs the crap out of me. Always has. He's played on my two least favorite teams and has ruined my life as a Dodger.

Boston collectively, team, management, fans, the media, everything. I have experienced more annoyance and rage blackouts dealing with their crap.

I'm starting to get angry here. I need to stop before I break something.

She looked just like him, dead-on. She was not what you would call a classicly beautiful woman ...

What a disappontment.

CF:  Brett Butler

Dave Dravecky

I loved the guy as a player, and his bravery.
But I hated the super-Christian, John Birch thing.

Joe Garagiola at catcher.

Fernando Vina second base (based solely on facial hair and duping folks into confusing "hustle" with "talent", as so often happens).

And for the inverse situation (confusing talent for not having to work at it), Bobby Bonilla in right field.

If putting together a softball league, then I'd put Steve Lyons in as a "rover".

The Infield from Hell

Ron Cey
Bill Russell
Davey Lopes
Steve Garvey

and the patron saint of motherfucking buttplugged fuckwidgets everywhere

Tommy "Crystal Cathedral" Lasorda

And I have to disagree with the Dave Dravecky call.  He kept his religious meanderings to a minimum and that man is one of the toughest men I've ever seen play this game.  I was listening to the Giants/Expos game when he shattered his arm.  Even over the radio it sounded like a gunshot.  And I still have the ticket stub from the comeback game he pitched against the Reds.  

If they are Giants, they will suck and the Giants will lose.

So I just hate everyone.

Any other umps for the squad?

C'mon!  Who's with me?