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Open Gameday Thread 6/26

I was hoping to come up with some stupid gag revolving around how "Haren" is "Harden" without any "D", and tying it into the abysmal display by the Giants defense yesterday. It would have been much, much easier had it been the A's who made the errors. Would have written itself, practically.

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nice catch by Kotsay
... on Snow's flyball. Giants outfielders would have had that one, too. Right? Right?

by non sequitur on Jun 26, 2005 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

This is sad
Ellison would have dove for it, and it would have bounced off the small of his back into the stands for a homerun.

by Bull579 on Jun 26, 2005 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Oakland crowd
roars in sadistic glee as an A's batter pops up to the Giants defense. @#$*%!&

by non sequitur on Jun 26, 2005 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

what a mess
i created an account to comment on this terrible terrible game. as greg papa said "the a's can't do anything wrong." by extension, the giants can't do anything right.

by tk on Jun 26, 2005 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Towel goes flying in
Want a paper bag for your head? I have a couple extra.

by Bull579 on Jun 26, 2005 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks, appreciate it
i wish jon miller would come back. at least he gets amusedly pissed. papa sounds like he's about to go grab a butcher knife for himself and dave just sounds like it was a bad day of golf.

by tk on Jun 26, 2005 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just don't understand
Even without Bonds, this should be at least a 500 team.

by Bull579 on Jun 26, 2005 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

What...
..are you talking about.  This team is bad.  This team isn't even good with Bonds.  Say Bonds comes back, where's he going to play?  LF?  How's he going to move?

Ellison, Niekro, Woody, Christiansen, Matheny, Durham, Grissom, Tomko, etc.  This team isn't good at all!

by Kent @ McCovey Chronicles on Jun 26, 2005 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Now* Deivi Cruz puts on the shades...

D-Fense...D-Fense...
"When it comes down to it, we're just cheering for laundry." - Jerry Seinfeld

by humm baby on Jun 26, 2005 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Tomko's ERA
in his last three starts, plus first two innings of this one : a Coors-esque 10.02.

And then there is Todd Linden, with more 0-2 counts on him this season (12) than 1-0 counts (10) ...

by SnowLeopard on Jun 26, 2005 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh yeah let the kids play.
I can't tell you how happy I' am that The team went with the youth movement.

by Bull579 on Jun 26, 2005 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he's injured
First 12 starts - 3.86 ERA, .254 BAA
Last 4 starts - 10.12 ERA, .358 BAA

Or maybe he just sucks

by SnowLeopard on Jun 26, 2005 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting
In the Cubs-White Sox game, Mark Prior came off the DL to pitch six shutout innings. According to the box score, Jerome came out of the bullpen to pitch the seventh.

by non sequitur on Jun 26, 2005 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

and
jerome pitched fucking awesome too.

i'm sure glad we gave up on a 23 year old pitcher. hey let's sign fassero to a 4 year extension

by Bruins17 on Jun 26, 2005 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes he did
I take it, then, that Prior's return (and Wood's, soon to come?) will push Jerome to the bullpen? Or will he be sent down so that he can continue to start?

(Why am I talking about Jerome, anyway? Denial?)

by non sequitur on Jun 26, 2005 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh for the love of corn
there goes tomko -- it's only getting worse from here.

by tk on Jun 26, 2005 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Already on beer number two

Puffer.  I love that name.  When he's not doing his LaTroy impression, he's backstage on porn sets.
"When it comes down to it, we're just cheering for laundry." - Jerry Seinfeld

by humm baby on Jun 26, 2005 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa
What was that huge shadow that just crossed home plate? I'm having a Close Encounters moment...

by non sequitur on Jun 26, 2005 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Tom Cruise's ego? Tomko's confidence?

The trade-deadline mothership bringing young prospects to San Francisco?
"When it comes down to it, we're just cheering for laundry." - Jerry Seinfeld

by humm baby on Jun 26, 2005 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my god
christ on toast. what can you even say? i'd turn this off, but i'm strangely compelled to see what else can fall apart.

by tk on Jun 26, 2005 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

i almost want
harden to fucking no hit us. i think that would make the day that much better

by Bruins17 on Jun 26, 2005 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

it's like
It's like a train wreck, I can't not look at it.

by Bull579 on Jun 26, 2005 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

ACK!!!!
Dear Todd Linden,

SWING THE BAT!!! THAT IS WHY YOU HAVE IT!

Thank you,

The Fans

by Bull579 on Jun 26, 2005 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit, Swisher
Just let Christiansen send a damn message, don't do that.

by JakeS on Jun 26, 2005 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

holy moraga
this has to be one of the worst games the giants've ever played. i'm waiting for someone to bust out a statistic.

by tk on Jun 26, 2005 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

So I get in late and check the game...
Did the Hindenburg crash into our team? What the hell happened?

by Salemicus on Jun 26, 2005 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

all our pitchers bent over
and all our hitters (except cruz) bent over. that's about the size of it.

by tk on Jun 26, 2005 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha
kuip just called him "herman munter."

by tk on Jun 26, 2005 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Even better,
if Kuip ever needs a hit (in the mob sense), he's gonna call in "Munt"
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by Larson2042 on Jun 26, 2005 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

One question
Missed the whole thing, (thankfully) but was there any particular reason christiansen threw at swisher?
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by Larson2042 on Jun 26, 2005 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Because...
Swisher couldn't possibly hit that pitch for a home run.  I can't say that I blame JC, can you?

by Skaldheim on Jun 26, 2005 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

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