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Wait. The Dodgers are protecting their young pitcher by not starting him. Do you want to reconsider?

Yeah, I guess so. It’d be embarrassing to be outmaneuvered by a Dodger manager on the third game of the season. (turn to pg. 46)

Nah. Joe Torre don’t know nothing about nothing. Lincecum has a rubber arm! No, really. He literally has a rubber arm. That’s why we shut him down at the end of a pointless season last year. We didn’t shut him down because we were concerned about durability; we shut him down so that he could fight crime with his rubber arm. He can wrap it around, like, five bank robbers at once until the police arrive. So he can handle a lengthy rain delay. (turn to pg. 73)