A gamer is someone who doesn’t care what the weather is – if it’s too hot or too cold. A gamer knows that rain makes the water we drink, and the water we drink can also be used to make things like Gatorade, Juicy Juice, and Otter Pops, so it can’t possibly be bad. A gamer knows that tendons are held together with a little thing called "spirit", and that ligaments are held together with a glue called "courage and dirty uniforms."

A gamer knows that the only way for a uniform to get muddy is if there’s rain.

Oh, god, could I go for a muddy uniform right now.

Are you a gamer?

Tim Lincecum is a gamer.

In fact, get out of here. You’re getting pansy all over my gamer.

Put Lincecum back in after the rain delay. (turn to pg. 19)