URLgenio Velez

URLgenio Velez, Vote Sale Edition

722

Allow me to enumerate, in this space, the myriad legitimate reasons that Chris Sale is not on the All-Star Team, which I will do now, so get your hopes up for more words, which are certainly coming

URLgenio Velez, Papelbon to Giants? Edition

797

That's not a real rumor though. Maybe I should have led with that.

URLgenio Velez, Sabey Sabes Edition

279

No one calls him that

URLgenio Velez, Diamondbacks Draftee Edition

789

Brandon McCarthy was not recently drafted by the Diamondbacks, yet his picture sits atop the article all the same.

URLgenio Velez, AMERICA EDITION

171

Not mentioned in the article: blowing some crap up, even though blowing crap up is awesome. AMERICA.

URLgenio Velez, Laughing at RAJ Edition

634

Though if you want it to be, every link dump can be Laughing at RAJ Edition.

URLgenio Velez, Barry Bonds Appeal Edition!

959

He has a lot of appeal to me, so Barry should win this pretty easily.

URLgenio Velez, Bad Royal Tippers Edition!

390

And we'll never be tippers (tippers), cash don't run in our blood

URLgenio Velez, Stanton Dingers Edition!

253

Giancarlo Stanton will hit dingers in the dinger contest. He will not, sadly, hit Dinger.

URLgenio Velez, Weird Pence Warm-up Edition!

485

It took a lot of restraint, but I didn't make a joke about him being an alien.

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