URLgenio Velez

URLgenio Velez, Crazy Bonds Stats Edition!

If you look hard enough, you can find a statistic that illustrates how good Barry Bonds was. It's difficult, though.

URLgenio Velez, #Pray4GoodPosey Edition!

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It may be difficult, but please, try to make Buster Posey better through encouragement and focusing really hard on the mental image of him getting a hit.

URLgenio Velez, Mike Krukow is Great Edition

492

Mike Krukow is great.

URLgenio Velez, Possible Bonds Statue Edition

277

Now that I've gotten your hopes up, there is almost no chance that there will be a Bonds statue coming soon. Sorry!

URLgenio Velez, AAA Hangers-On Edition!

72

No, they are hangers-on, not on hangers. You cannot hang Andres Torres up in a closet. Fontenot, maybe.

URLgenio Velez, Magic Buehrle Edition

421

How many goats did you sacrifice for this otherworldly power, Mark? HOW MANY?

URLgenio Velez, Zobrist Enthusiam Edition

866

Zobristmania has cooled, but it's still simmering on one of those burners we forgot about.

URLgenio Velez, Trout MVP Edition

590

Pretty shocked Miguel Cabrera didn't win it instead, to be honest.

URLgenio Velez, Dinger Derby 'Dition!

408

If Cespedes got some headwear for winning, would it have been a Home Run Derby Hat?

URLgenio Velez, Belt Jealousy Edition!

926

Brandon Belt is jealous of Madison Bumgarner's grand slam prowess, but Bumgarner is probably jealous of how good Belt is at reviewing movies. It all works out.

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