URLgenio Velez

URLgenio Velez, Zobrist Enthusiam Edition

866

Zobristmania has cooled, but it's still simmering on one of those burners we forgot about.

URLgenio Velez, Trout MVP Edition

590

Pretty shocked Miguel Cabrera didn't win it instead, to be honest.

URLgenio Velez, Dinger Derby 'Dition!

408

If Cespedes got some headwear for winning, would it have been a Home Run Derby Hat?

URLgenio Velez, Belt Jealousy Edition!

926

Brandon Belt is jealous of Madison Bumgarner's grand slam prowess, but Bumgarner is probably jealous of how good Belt is at reviewing movies. It all works out.

URLgenio Velez, Stupid Sexy Fielder Edition

236

DO U WANT NUDEZ?

URLgenio Velez, Vote Sale Edition

722

Allow me to enumerate, in this space, the myriad legitimate reasons that Chris Sale is not on the All-Star Team, which I will do now, so get your hopes up for more words, which are certainly coming

URLgenio Velez, Papelbon to Giants? Edition

797

That's not a real rumor though. Maybe I should have led with that.

URLgenio Velez, Sabey Sabes Edition

279

No one calls him that

URLgenio Velez, Diamondbacks Draftee Edition

789

Brandon McCarthy was not recently drafted by the Diamondbacks, yet his picture sits atop the article all the same.

URLgenio Velez, AMERICA EDITION

171

Not mentioned in the article: blowing some crap up, even though blowing crap up is awesome. AMERICA.

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