URLgenio Velez

URLgenio Velez, ALL THE FIRST BASEMEN Edition!

21

Also, that article has a little bit of "Suck it, A's" to it, which should go over well with Oakland's fans

URLgenio Velez, Catch A Falling Ball Edition

238

And put it in your pocket, save it for a rainy day

URLgenio Velez, Buster The America Edition

433

There is no Buster Posey content in the links, but he's great anyway, and that should be reiterated as often as humanly possible

URLgenio Velez, All-Star Burriss Edition!

206

We all knew he was destined for greatness. Is greatness the right word here? Yeah, sure, why not.

URLgenio Velez, Buster Posey: Good Catcher Edition

462

My favorite lists are the ones of things Buster Posey is good at.

URLgenio Velez, Eye Dinger Edition!

188

It's not a dinger for the eyes, or with your eyes, or even in your eyes. It's a dinger at your eyes.

URLgenio Velez, Manfred Changes Edition!

260

The fun part of Manfred being newly elected is that we can delude ourselves into thinking he's going to change things, even though he won't

URLgenio Velez, Ice Baerket Challenge Edition

671

See how I worked that in? That is an example of what is called "wordplay"

URLgenio Velez, Man, Whatever Cubs Edition

183

Shenanigans like this are how the Cubs have established their long history of winning

URLgenio Velez, Good Again Morse Edition

137

I hope he's good again, anyway. If he's not, I'll have to resort to sighing loudly and declaring myself much smarter than Brian Sabean.

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URLgenio Velez, Hallowed Padres Record Edition

162

I'll always remember where I was when I found out how to pronounce "Gyorko"

URLgenio Velez, Frustrated Lincecum Edition

235

Oh, has Tim been worse lately? I didn't see. I don't even OWN a baseball.

URLgenio Velez, Oh Hawk Edition

319

That irascible scamp! What will he say next? And let's all give me props for spelling "irascible" right on the first try.

URLgenio Velez, Hitters Pitching Edition - MINORS

298

Of course the picture is of Jeff Francoeur. Of course it is.

URLgenio Velez, Peavy Surgery Edition!

169

In 40 years, it'll be cool to see the thinkpieces about a dramatic rise in Jake Peavy surgeries.

URLgenio Velez, Zoo With Roy Edition!

390

I hope they saw the aye-ayes. Aye-ayes are neat.

URLgenio Velez, Towers and La Russa Edition!

163

What were they discussing in this picture and, more importantly, why am I assuming they were discussing something interesting in this picture?

URLgenio Velez, Adam Dunn Pitching Edition!

248

Still waiting for the day when Belt pitches. Waiting for Beltot.

URLgenio Velez, DEATH OF JOURNALISM edition

583

Clickbaity headlines like that are what you get when you get rid of the good sites

URLgenio Velez, Aw Shucks Edition

84

Andrew McCutchen is hurt. Aw, shucks.

URLgenio Velez, Disgraceful Diamondbacks Edition

21

I don't much care for them

URLgenio Velez, Trade Deadline Edition!

194

We have all the big players from the trade deadline in here: Brian Roberts, Jim Bowden, and Firefly.

URLgenio Velez, Bartolo at the Bat Edition!

688

He even brings joy to Mudville, even though that is a fictional place.

URLgenio Velez, Breakout Season Edition!

252

Are breakout seasons real? Is anything real? Is REALITY real? Whoa, man. Whoa.

URLgenio Velez, Zduriencik's Face Edition

460

Look at him. LOOK AT HIM.

URLgenio Velez, TULOLWIZKI Edition!

443

I sure hope I spelled that right.

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