URLgenio Velez

URLgenio Velez, Snot Rocket Edition

America has been crying out for more snot rocket #content, and we are here to help

URLgenio Velez, Bat Flip Edition

I don't miss Cody Ross throwing his bat into the stands, but I do miss Cody Ross throwing his bat into the air after a home run. You know, when it didn't go into the stands.

URLgenio Velez, Steroid Hypocrisy Edition!

There was also the Worst Column In The World that went around on Twitter yesterday about how modern stats are dumb and ruining the game, but you've read enough Bruce Jenkins that you don't need to see it.

URLgenio Velez, Crotch Grab Edition!

If that headline doesn't make you click, I don't know what you even want

URLgenio Velez, gullible Jeff Francoeur Edition!

Frenchy is literally the greatest person in the world. LITERALLY.

URLgenio Velez, Candlestick Edition

I'm gonna come clean: I said goodbye to Candlestick in December, when Navorro Bowman returned that interception for a touchdown. Don't tell anyone. There could be consequences.

URLgenio Velez, Blogger Brandon Hicks Edition

You had to know that he would take over the Brandons blog at some point, right? It was inevitable.

URLgenio Velez, Hank Aaron Edition!

Yesterday was a big round numbered milestone of one of Hank Aaron's many records. If you thought that wouldn't bring Barry Bonds haters out of the woodwork, you're lying. You did not think that.

URLgenio Velez, Subtle Umpire Bias Edition!

This thing about umpires being biased in favor of stars is true for everyone except Barry Bonds who was JUST RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING AND UMPIRES KNEW IT. Dissent will not be tolerated.

URLgenio Velez, Tim Lincecum's Mustache Edition!

You thought we were done covering this important story? Think again.

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URLgenio Velez, Loathsome Human Being Edition!

Just look at his smug face, beaming with pride, as he holds that baseball. He looks like the version of Roger Ebert who embraced the dark side and got to live for years.

URLgenio Velez, Travis Ishikawa Edition!

Sure, we took Jason Schmidt and Freddy Sanchez from the Pirates, but they ended up with Travis Ishikawa, so, you know, that comes out pretty even.

URLgenio Velez, Non-Dback Matt Williams Edition

Free stuff from Baseball Prospectus! Go check it out if you want some optimism about Tim Lincecum.

URLgenio Velez, Buster Posey dinger edition

There is no actual content in this link dump about the Buster Posey dinger. Or is there? Was that sentence an April Fool's joke? ...no. No, it wasn't.

URLgenio Velez, Sandoval's shady agent edition!

Hey guys, who wants to talk about basketball today? Wow, that Final Four! No one could have predicted it! And the Warriors look good some days, but bad on others. And how about hockey? The Sharks sure play hockey. I have no more discussion topics.

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Did you know houses in San Francisco are expensive? This is just one of the many facts you can learn from today's link dump!

URLgenio Velez, BUSTER POSEY BIRTHDAY EDITION

It's also Johnny Monell's birthday, but he's with the Orioles now, so he doesn't get the same kind of attention. If he was still in the organization, though, I'm sure the praise would be equal.

URLgenio Velez, UNSUBTLE 2002 REFERENCES EDITION

As a manager, Dusty Baker is a very likable person.

URLgenio Velez, SANDOVAL CONTRACT LOWBALL EDITION

Did you know the Giants front office are idiots who have no idea what they're doing and are intentionally running the franchise into the ground so they can move it to Montreal because they secretly want to run a poutine empire? Details within!

URLgenio Velez, UMPIRE ARGUMENT EDITION

"I know you don't like the call. Do you want to challenge?" "RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!" "Use your words, Joe."

URLgenio Velez, NERDS READING STATS EDITION

Look at Jack Nicholson there, not understanding xFIP or the difference between bWAR and fWAR, or why someone gave that sheet to him when he wanted basketball stats.

URLgenio Velez, BUSTER POSEY IS GREAT EDITION

Did you know about Buster Posey being great? Because no one told me. You can't just keep this kind of information bottled up, people.

URLgenio Velez, BRANDON AND BRANDON EDITION

You'll laugh! You'll think! You'll comment about things! You'll comment about nothing! This thread is a good time. Check it out?

URLgenio Velez, BREWERS PUPPY EDITION LIKE 80

If you think this is too much coverage of Hank The Brewers Puppy, I would like to point out to you how that is an incoherent phrase because such a thing is impossible.

URLgenio Velez, ACTUAL SEAL MASCOT EDITION

Okay, that's a picture of Lou Seal, who is not an actual seal, but bear with me here.

URLgenio Velez, SHRUGGING LIVAN EDITION

Last one for the week! Until Monday, you'll have to get your links from the comments or from Twitter, like some sort of common ruffian.

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