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Here's what Joe Torre said to Brandon Belt on the phone the other day.

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As you know, Brandon Belt complained to the press about balls and strikes. That's not something MLB wants players doing, because it undermines the sanctity of umpiredom. It's rare when we're privy to the particulars of a private conversation between the league and one of the players, but as always, when it involves Brandon Belt, convention flies right out the window. Truly remarkable audio here.

Brandon Belt is on Pace to Guest Star on Law & Order by 2020

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Brandon Belt's dramatic acting skills get better by the year. Is a guest appearance on a long-running crime procedural in his future? It should be.

Evan Longoria's 1,500th career hit is a double!

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Longoria's 1,500th hit is an RBI doubleGiants lead 4-1 pic.twitter.com/513qodacZp— SF Giants on NBCS (@NBCSGiants) May 5, 2018

I COULD NOT FIGURE OUT HOW TO EMBED THE VIDEO CORRECTLY SO GO HERE INSTEAD: https://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2018/5/5/17323598/evan-longorias-1500th-career-hit-is-a-double

This owl floating in a sink will make you feel better

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I just wanted the front page to stop being so damned bleak.

Bye Bye Baby Shark Theme

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ31yNrJyYM

A new take on a golden oldie. Hey, it's all in fun. I love the guy!!

Brandon Belt appreciates the important of #Splash69

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Via KNBR, we have confirmation that, yes, even the Giants players were aware of the significance of #Splash69. We are all 11 years old. We are legion. (Bonus points were awarded to this video for Alex Pavlovic smirking in the background.)

Hunter Pence proposes to Alexis Cozombolidis

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What did she say? YES! YES! YES!

Three years ago today, ecstacy again as SF Giants win 2nd World Series in 3 years

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October 28, 2012: The San Francisco Giants beat the Detroit Tigers in 10 innings to win their second World Series in three years.

Tim Hudson and Barry Zito reflect on their careers

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As they get set to face each other on Saturday, Tim Hudson and Barry Zito reflected on their careers in Oakland and San Francisco and everywhere in between.

Madison Bumgarner and Joe West have staring contest

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At least 19 seconds.