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Eric Byrnes
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Brian Giles
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Preston Wilson
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Wily Mo Pena
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Randy Winn
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Colorado up 2-1 in the 8th right now
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Dodgers vs. Cubs starts at 7:10 PDT
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Cards @ AAA Pittsburgh 4:05pm
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Fish @ Phillies 4:35pm
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Cubs @ Cololorado 6:10pm
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Mets @ AAA San Diego 7:05pm
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Braves @ Dodgers 7:10pm
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Rockies @ Phillies currently playing
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Mets @ Padres 7:05
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Braves @ Dodgers 7:10
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Send Velez and Burriss back down.
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Bring up Frandsen and Macpherson.
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Jettison Uribe and bring up Guzman.
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Bask in the glow of having a backup plan for infield suckitude.
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Do not Google Image Search for this type of bear
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Sun chips: not food
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Don't succumb to DRINKABILITY
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Don’t happen to sit next to old people if you plan on getting drunk and swearing a lot.
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If you have to preface a comment with “I am not a racist, but” or “I am not a sexist, but,” it’s not a good sign.
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Blows
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Sucks
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Wrangles dong
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Gnaws root
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Can't end soon enough
