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Giants Pursuing Available Outfielders

  1. Eric Byrnes
  2. Brian Giles
  3. Preston Wilson
  4. Wily Mo Pena
  5. Randy Winn

Open Opposition Thread

  1. Colorado up 2-1 in the 8th right now
  2. Dodgers vs. Cubs starts at 7:10 PDT

Open Opposition GameThread, 8/7

  1. Cards @ AAA Pittsburgh 4:05pm
  2. Fish @ Phillies 4:35pm
  3. Cubs @ Cololorado 6:10pm
  4. Mets @ AAA San Diego 7:05pm
  5. Braves @ Dodgers 7:10pm

Open Opposition GameThread, 8/6

  1. Rockies @ Phillies currently playing
  2. Mets @ Padres 7:05
  3. Braves @ Dodgers 7:10

A Modest Proposal

  1. Send Velez and Burriss back down.
  2. Bring up Frandsen and Macpherson.
  3. Jettison Uribe and bring up Guzman.
  4. Bask in the glow of having a backup plan for infield suckitude.

PRO TIP

  1. Do not Google Image Search for this type of bear
  2. Sun chips: not food
  3. Don't succumb to DRINKABILITY
  4. Don’t happen to sit next to old people if you plan on getting drunk and swearing a lot.
  5. If you have to preface a comment with “I am not a racist, but” or “I am not a sexist, but,” it’s not a good sign.

On Topic: The Offseason...

  1. Blows
  2. Sucks
  3. Wrangles dong
  4. Gnaws root
  5. Can't end soon enough
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