The Giants make The Onion for the second time this year! The Red Sox and Yanks must not be doing much lately.

Now, I am not really upset by this, except that Freddie was hitting 300/400/500 before S.F. Giangst stole him away from me, and he is 0 for 5 since. So I think it is all of our best interest for me to get my son back a la Mel Gibson, "GIVE ME BACK MY SON!!!"

Also, a respect for the rules is appreciated. Oh, and the temerity to think that Fred Lewis wouldn't have been adopted yet when people have stooped to the depths to adopt Barry Zito (sorry giantscatcher).

Maybe we should form a tribunal made up of his/her peers...

Following the release of the Mitchell Report in which he was named by Kirk Radomski as having used Deca-Durabolin, HGH, and testosterone, Santangelo confirmed he abused HGH on two occasions in 1997 and 2000 to rehab from a quadracep and knee injury but denied the other allegations, including telling teammate Adam Piatt that Radomski "will get you what you need." [1] FP has been seen dancing around the san francisco streets sporting a short skirt and tights singing little mermaid tunes.

Pure genius. I applaud this effort of wiki vandalism.

Ten years later, MacPhail is in Baltimore. And [Peter] Magowan is expected to retire soon, according to two sources, as part of a "change in control coming soon" in San Francisco, according to a major-league source.

Weird off-day interview between an ESPN talking head and the intense but succinct Brian Wilson. (See video box in right hand corner of page to view it.) I'm curious to know more about the minor league teammates he had who cooked and ate a bird that was hit and killed by a pitch.

This is the beginning of a series of posts ranking every GM in baseball from last to first. Brian Sabean takes the ignominious #30.