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Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary

Fawlty_tiny by WalrusMan on Comment 58 comments

I'm sorry Matt.

There's really not much more to this post.  Yes there is a point to it even though it doesn't reach the diary character limit.  There's not much else to say.

Sorry Matt.

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Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
Me too. This is the biggest bummer I've ever seen in my life. I'll be surprised if he doesn't demand to go somewhere else. Seriously ... does that happen? If it does, I could see it.
Notgardo may be afraid to catch Niekro's knuckler. Mama didn't raise no fool.

by tk on Sep 25, 2007 10:15 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
My husband, not reading McChrons, just said from the other end of the house "Sorry Cainer." We're all in the same boat.
Notgardo may be afraid to catch Niekro's knuckler. Mama didn't raise no fool.

by tk on Sep 25, 2007 10:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
Seriously - did Matt Cain run over the bullpen's dogs? There must be some reason why they hate him so.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 25, 2007 10:15 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
Enjoy your offseason full of sappy romantic comedies, Matt.

Don't eat too much Häagen-Dazs.

by xanthan on Sep 25, 2007 10:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
Hey Cainer dude...I got a movie recommendation for you to help ease the pain.  

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Lee: What about my behavior?
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I adopted Omar and have nothing good to say about this team. Footy season has kicked off, so I don't watch the Giants much anymore.

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 25, 2007 11:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by hairball on Sep 26, 2007 9:35 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
I love Maggie Gyllenhall, shpankie or no shpankie.
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by leftymalo on Sep 26, 2007 9:55 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
I'm 50/50 on her. I mostly liked her in Secretary and I mostly didn't like her in Stranger than Fiction. I have yet to watch anything else with her, though, so the jury's still out. However, I get the feeling I won't like her as Rachel Dawes in The Dark Knight, even though that's more that I don't care for the character very much and changing the actor is always a bit of an assault on the senses.
Dave Righetti: You don't know him. / Read My Blog, Because I Write It

by howtheyscored on Sep 26, 2007 10:09 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
I don't get the OMGWTFBBQ over her. Secretary didn't really wow me. Stranger than Fiction is one of my favorite movies ever, but her role in it was meh.

As for Rachel Dawes, Maggie G has to be better than the new and not improved zombie-like Katie Holmes. Besides, I'm going to The Dark Knight for Christian Bale and staying because the film looks very good, much like the prior Batman film.

Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they're fascist. Not boring: Emmanuel Burriss. Not facist: THE RETURN OF SF Dugout

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 26, 2007 10:49 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
If a movie only has one problem and that problem is a minor role filled by interchangeable actors, I'm hardly one to complain.

Dark Knight is going to be Awesome.

Dave Righetti: You don't know him. / Read My Blog, Because I Write It

by howtheyscored on Sep 26, 2007 11:22 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
I am sad that Cillian Murphy's not in this one because he was also OMGWTFBBQ hot in his crazy weirdness.
Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they're fascist. Not boring: Emmanuel Burriss. Not facist: THE RETURN OF SF Dugout

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 26, 2007 4:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
Oh, but he is in it! At least, he's been confirmed on set even though the role hasn't been announced.

Don't despair yet!

Dave Righetti: You don't know him. / Read My Blog, Because I Write It

by howtheyscored on Sep 26, 2007 4:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Perhaps it's a guy thing
Your Christian Bale is my Maggie Gyllenhall.
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by hairball on Sep 26, 2007 12:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Perhaps it's a guy thing
I shant begrudge you there.
Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they're fascist. Not boring: Emmanuel Burriss. Not facist: THE RETURN OF SF Dugout

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 26, 2007 4:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OM NOM NOM NOM Christian Bale
-a jponry's opinion
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 26, 2007 1:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
I got it coming in the NetFlix...saw the spicy trailer and said, "Yes please!"
Screw the Giants, but not Omar. I'm getting drunk and watching some footy.

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 26, 2007 10:43 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
Now that his season is over, we can do the final statistical analysis and find out exactly how many times Matt was fucked up the ass, with what objects and how big they were. 3.64 ERA and a 7-16 record unreal.

How many quality starts did Matt have? How many runs did we score for him in those starts? How often did he leave with a lead, and what was the bullpen ERA in those situations? Gluttons for punishment should have a field day finding those statistics!

by joebirdie3 on Sep 25, 2007 10:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
It was Ray Durham, in the Parlor, with the candlestick!
Dave Righetti: You don't know him. / Read My Blog, Because I Write It

by howtheyscored on Sep 25, 2007 11:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
J'accuse!
The SF Giants: agressively promoting young talent since 2008.

by Lyle on Sep 26, 2007 7:01 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
22 quality starts.

21 games where the giants gave him 2 or less runs of support.

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by hairball on Sep 26, 2007 9:36 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
I don't know the ERA, but the bullpen has blown 4 games that Cain left with a lead. Chulk gave up runs in 3 of them, so I guess it was his dog that Cain ran over. And, apparently, the dogs of every single Giants hitter as well...
SJ Giants, 2007 Cal League champs! Couldn't have done it without the All-Father.

by EliminateMe on Sep 25, 2007 10:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
What happened to the T-shirt of this one? I'm still waiting (and I will buy one).
Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 25, 2007 11:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
First Superwonderful. Then, we negotiate.
Dave Righetti: You don't know him. / Read My Blog, Because I Write It

by howtheyscored on Sep 26, 2007 12:04 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
My bad, that was the one I meant.
Natto, where's the Superwonderfulterrificexpeealidocious shirt?
Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 26, 2007 12:18 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
Giants bullpen slogan: All your Wins are belong to Us!
The SF Giants: agressively promoting young talent since 2008.

by Lyle on Sep 26, 2007 7:02 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
Ooh yeah, thanks for reminding me. I was going to work on that during my week of vacation.
Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Sep 26, 2007 12:31 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
We want an epic manga story!

Okay, so I want an epic manga story. That should be enough to get it made.

Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they're fascist. Not boring: Emmanuel Burriss. Not facist: THE RETURN OF SF Dugout

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 26, 2007 8:00 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
I'm working on it! Sort of.
Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Sep 26, 2007 11:31 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
I hope it reads right to left! Sort of.

Actually, I'm not sure how I feel about an appropriative use of right to left (not that that's how you'd do it, but just in general), but I always feel weird looking at right to left oriented mangas... I haven't been thinking about this very long or hard as I'm still just a pup with the whole manga scene, but the question is one that interests me as somebody who wants to make a career of making and understanding storytelling decisions.

Dave Righetti: You don't know him. / Read My Blog, Because I Write It

by howtheyscored on Sep 26, 2007 11:41 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
Natto, I'm curious about Your process with illustrations like the one above.  Are You inking traditionally and scanning or are You using a pentab with a prog like Painter.  Appreciate the work.
-- Born Yesterday

by thatdog on Sep 26, 2007 12:20 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
I sketched the main drawing out on paper, then I "traced" and colored it in Flash using a tablet. The text and fire were added with Photoshop.
Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Sep 26, 2007 12:39 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
Thanks for the insight.
-- Born Yesterday

by thatdog on Sep 26, 2007 5:11 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
With Vince Vaughn reportedly playing Ninja Cain's long-time missing brother, Pitcher X.
Dave Righetti: You don't know him. / Read My Blog, Because I Write It

by howtheyscored on Sep 26, 2007 11:32 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
Well , the legend has begun...all that's left now is the traveling.
All is said and done , so... Let's Go Mets! (Kiss my heinie , Wil!)

by victor frankenstein on Sep 25, 2007 11:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sorry Cainer
you deserve better.  Maybe in the future we will have a team that can hit.  Then all those quality starts will turn in to wins.  Thanks for all the hard work, and here's hoping next season works out better.  
2002? I'm over it. But I'll never be over Rich Aurilia.

by wjackalope on Sep 26, 2007 8:27 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
Sugar Cain, we love you so much out here in Giants Land.  Can I buy you a beer?  Cook you a meal?  Chicken fajitas, mediterranean salad have been good. Take you skiing?  We are so eager to see you get some wins next year, just say the word and thousands (dozens?) of lunatic fringers will show you a good time.
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by foothillsfan on Sep 26, 2007 8:32 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
For gods sake, don't take him skiing! We need him with both knees intact!
SJ Giants, 2007 Cal League champs! Couldn't have done it without the All-Father.

by EliminateMe on Sep 26, 2007 10:35 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
Matt Cain needs to lead the bullpen to the Himalayan mountains.  There, in a secretive Shao Lin monastery led by David Carradine, the bullpen can have a collective montage.  Afterwards, they will be...unstoppable.

by Skaldheim on Sep 26, 2007 8:33 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
This was all just so Matt could get his nickname.  From now on he should go by Matt "Lucky" Cain.  
Zealously advocating for Nate the Great since 2007.

by orangeandblackattack on Sep 26, 2007 8:42 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
I feel sorry for Scott Hairston in the future.

Cain: "It's something you'll think back on. I'll get excited when I face him next time, and he'll probably feel the same way."

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by hairball on Sep 26, 2007 9:48 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
Scott Hairston seriously needs to suck it, Russell Martin.
Dave Righetti: You don't know him. / Read My Blog, Because I Write It

by howtheyscored on Sep 26, 2007 9:52 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
"Scott Hairston" is Germantown slang for "bruised ribs."
Jesse Foppert: Welcome home, my son. And meet your adopted brother, Kelvin Pichardo. He's from the Dominican Republic.

by leftymalo on Sep 26, 2007 10:04 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
What I wouldn't give to see Cain pinch hit in the bottom of the 9th inning tonight and hit a game-winning, walk-off homer. He would then run around the bases at half-speed, staring at Hairston the entire time.
Lon Simmons' adopted dad.

by Kitspool on Sep 26, 2007 10:31 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
In this situation, the manager would be expecting Cain to pitch the top of the tenth if the game keeps going. Awesome. I bet his pitch count will be like 75 when this happens.
Dave Righetti: You don't know him. / Read My Blog, Because I Write It

by howtheyscored on Sep 26, 2007 10:44 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
How does a game keep going after a walk-off homer? Is this one of those "Matt Cain Facts" things, where his presence has affected the space time continuum, and the rules of baseball?
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by hairball on Sep 26, 2007 12:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
No, no. I'm assuming that if Matt Cain is batting in the bottom of the ninth, the manager is not expecting a walk off homer. More likely, he's expecting the game to continue to the tenth where Cain will pitch another shutout inning, and hopefully the team will win it for him following that. The walk off just happens to keep that from happening.
Dave Righetti: You don't know him. / Read My Blog, Because I Write It

by howtheyscored on Sep 26, 2007 12:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
Matt,
Bright shiny new stadium in 2009 and it's with a winning team. Looky, Looky
yankeefan "If I had played my career hitting singles like Pete (Rose), I'd wear a dress." Mickey Mantle

by yankeefan57 on Sep 26, 2007 12:28 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
Ban, please.
The Maharajai steals at will (plus he's not Matt Morris).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 26, 2007 1:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
get the actual fuck out! >:(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 26, 2007 1:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
Hey Matt,

Shithead, never happy fans, willing to run you out of town at the first slip up.  An ego maniacal owner with enough money to buy an entire country of ballplayers to replace you with.  A trashcan of a city that smells like the most god-awful mixture of piss, puke, and general nastiness.  And a media troop that is willing to write anything, about anyone, regardless of it's validity.

Sounds like paradise, doesn't it?!?

Screw the Giants, but not Omar. I'm getting drunk and watching some footy.

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 26, 2007 1:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
Why would you want Matt Morris to come to your team?
Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Sep 26, 2007 2:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
Oh, Morris! I thought he was talking about Matt Lillard. Remember, he played baseball in that one movie. Anybody? Remember? Just me...? Oh...
Dave Righetti: You don't know him. / Read My Blog, Because I Write It

by howtheyscored on Sep 26, 2007 2:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
I was thinking he really wants Matthew Fox to get off that creepy island.
Steve Kline: Pretty okay, but only on a whole season basis and not based on what he's doing now.

by groug on Sep 26, 2007 3:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Re: Matt Cain Open Condolences Diary
the Giants won't be able to afford Matt in 2009 because of the Zito contract. And the Andruw Jones contract. And the Bonds contract. And the Scott Hairston contract.
Bonds stands alone.

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 27, 2007 3:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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