The Rockies, ex-Giants catchers, and Freemasons
After years of research, the truth is now coming to light about the Rockies' plans to abduct Buster Posey and install him at the head of their New World Order, and this is horrible, and I'm sorry, but I can't turn back now, so here goes.
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The Rockies, ex-Giants catchers, and Freemasons
After years of research, the truth is now coming to light about the Rockies' plans to abduct Buster Posey and install him at the head of their New World Order, and this is horrible, and I'm sorry, but I can't turn back now, so here goes.
Barry Zito's scouting report
A real one!
| bottom of the 9th | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | R |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Colorado Rockies | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 |
| San Francisco Giants | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ♦ | 0 |
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