I don't go in for the obvious clickbait too much, but here's Brandon Belt making out with a giraffe.
A ballplayer and his giraffe - @bbelt9 and namesake Brandon share a moment (and a carrot!) w/@hayleebelt #SFGiants pic.twitter.com/Mdg2yXdcMr
— Discovery Kingdom (@sixflagsDK) July 3, 2014
Also note that the carrot looks like an orange dingus. Please tell others on social media so they will click this, too.
Hat tip to Carmen Kiew for the tweet