The complete history of Twins/Giants relations

Burriss! - Ezra Shaw

It's serious business, this Twins/Giants rivalry.

And then there's the point in the season where there's a random interleague matchup that makes you think, "What in the absolute hell am I supposed to think about this team?"

Welcome, Minnesota Twins.

Now what in the absolute hell am I supposed to think about this team? The only idea I have is to list every possible thing I know about the Twins as they relate to the Giants. That way, there doesn't have to be a beginning, middle, and end for a story that doesn't exist. Here is the complete history of Twins/Giants relations.

1. The Trade

Yup. This is 1., 1a., and 1b. - 1z. Eleven years ago, the Giants traded Francisco Liriano, Joe Nathan, and Boof Bonser for A.J. Pierzynski, who is a rash in an unreachable spot. This trade set the Giants back a few years, and it especially stung when the Giants' 2004 season was ruined by their awful bullpen, while Joe Nathan was busy embarking on an All-Star career.

Again, he was a reliever with shoulder problems a year removed from a 5.60 ERA in Triple-A. You trade high on a player with that profile every time. Him and the sore-armed teenager who can't crack 80 innings before getting hurt. For an All-Star catcher? Every damned time.

/punches wall

Two points, though: First, if Nathan is still around, the Giants don't sign Armando Benitez. If the Giants don't sign Benitez, they win more games in 2005. If they win more games in 2005, they don't get a chance to draft Tim Lincecum. If they don't draft Tim Lincecum, there's no 2010 or 2012. Literally no 2010 or 2012. The world ends in 2010 before the Padres can win the World Series. No one is spared.

Second, the Twins got the bad karma. They traded Carlos Gomez for one lousy year of J.J. Hardy, then traded Hardy for a garbage bag of AOL free trial CDs. In terms of raw WAR, that was much worse than the Pierzynski trade.

2. That damned Bumgarner outing

Pitching IP H R ER BB SO
Madison Bumgarner L (3-9) 0.1 9 8 8 0 1

There were whispers of "Is Bumgarner broken?"  No, he was probably just tipping pitches. Or, considering that he throws the same pitch most of the time, just one of those days. It scared me enough that I resorted to Gameday screencaps to ease my mind

3. Kevin Correia is on the Twins

Hi, Kevin! 

4. The Giants drafted Aaron Fultz, then sent him to the Twins for Jim Deshaies

Deshaies wasn't very good in four starts and one relief appearances down the stretch in 1993, a season in which the Giants lost the division by one game. Then the Giants signed Fultz after he was released, and Fultz blew a save in the 2002 World Series, a series in which the Giants lost by one game. 

And the Twins gave you A.J. Pierzynski.

Are you fired up yet? You should be. The Twins are dicks. 

5. Don't google "Pat Burrell + twins"

Just a guess. 

6. I have, like, seven Dan Gladden autographs

Seems like something I could talk to a Twins fan about. It's a weird autograph

On that note, here's every hitter to get 500 at-bats in their Giants career who also played with the Twins: 

A.J. Pierzynski
Dan Gladden
Chili Davis
Chris Speier

I forgot about Speier. Here's every pitcher to appear in 30 games with the Giants and also play for the Twins:

Joe Nathan
LaTroy Hawkins
Al Worthington
Juan Berenguer
Mark Portugal
Kevin Correia
Jose Mijares
Terry Mulholland
Bud Byerly
Livan Hernandez
Steve Bedrosian
Aaron Fultz
Mike Jackson
Francisco Oliveras
Ruben Gomez
Don Carrithers

You didn't need to know that. 

7. The Giants and Twins have played exactly nine games against each other

That's exactly eight games more than I remember. In the first game between the two teams, on June 3, Barry Bonds entered the game with a 1.118 OPS. Then he got hot and finished the season with a 1.136 OPS.

8. If Candy Maldonado makes that stupid catch, the Giants win in the 13th, then move on to beat the Twins in the 1987 World Series, 4-2

Just wanted to irritate the old people around here. 

Imagine if the Giants won the World Series, though. Would AT&T Park exist? Don't see why it wouldn't, but that's a mighty big butterfly flapping its wings. Maybe there would have been enough support to get this baby off the ground. 

Stadium_waterfront_dome622x501_jpg_medium

via sfgate.com

So, uh, thanks, Candy. You're kind of the best. 

That's all I got.

I forget about the Twins for weeks at a time, to be honest.

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