San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 3/27

I had to crop out the shirt, but it says "World Series Champions." It's from that time Buster Posey won the World Series. Oh, sorry, not that time, the other time Buster Posey won the World Series. - Doug Pensinger

I'd like to think of me returning when I can to the greatest little link dump and to Sally Maclennane

It's Thursday! Have you praised Thor yet today? Time's a-wastin'.

Happy birthday, Buster Posey!
OH GOD I DIDN'T GET HIM ANYTHING WHAT DO YOU GET THE MAN WHO IS LITERALLY PERFECT IN EVERY WAY A KEYCHAIN DO YOU THINK HE WANTS A KEYCHAIN NO THAT'S STUPID HOW ABOUT A BRIDGE I CAN GET A NICE DEAL ON THE DUNBARTON BRIDGE I KNOW A GUY WHO NO NO DUNBARTON'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR BUSTER AND HE DOESN'T WANT THE OLD BAY BRIDGE NO ONE WANTS THAT PIECE OF CRAP OH GOD HERE HE COMES HERE HE COMES I UH...

[Clears throat] Happy birthday, Buster! Have this keychain.

It's official: Hank the ballpark pup 'signs' with Brewers
Some on this site have called Hank ugly. To them I say: BREWERS PUPPY BREWERS PUPPY BREWERS PUPPY BREWERS PUPPY BREWERS PUPPY B R E W E R S P U P P Y

Baseball Researcher: Some Very Fortunate Footage
Babe Ruth bats against Walter Johnson in 1925, and the guy who found the footage had to do a ton of research to add to his already impressive natural knowledge of this game to find out just when it happened and who was involved (non-Ruth edition). I can sympathize, because every day I find five articles and click a button and write something funnyish, so yeah, I know work.

'Knuckleball Princess' Chelsea Baker off to a perfect start in her prep baseball career
"Knuckleball Princess" is a pretty stupid nickname, but I want to be generous so I'll assume it's less condescending in Japanese. Anyway, it's a good story because she's just dominating high school baseball after learning the knuckleball from Joe Niekro and Tim Wakefield. No word on if she's related to Dusty.

/looks at picture

Yep, no idea.

Spring Training Q&A with Lenn Sakata
Lenn Sakata is back in San Jose! I don't really know anything about Lenn Sakata, but I'm going to be excited about this anyway, because what's the alternative? Reflexive negativity? Not on THIS site!

The stupid, ridiculous fun of Goat Simulator
If you're tired of all those stupid video games in which you don't play as a goat, do I have something for you! You see, it's a game where...well, you simulate the many important aspects of goathood. Here, this official list of features should sum it up pretty well. It's no Llama Simulator, but it'll have to do.

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