Hello! This is a high-resolution photograph of Tim Lincecum's mustache:
If I have to see it, you have to see it. That's the McCovey Chronicles Guarantee.
Let's count the hairs for the sake of okay I'm already done counting hairs, looks like there are about 108 hairs in that mustache. They are all very important. Individually, they are just hairs, but together they are a mighty Voltron of mustache. So let's honor them individually. Roll call!
You can click the picture to enlarge it. You will not click the picture to enlarge it. But you really should. Have you ever seen Tim Lincecum's pores? Like, really seen Tim Lincecum's pores? Here's your chance! Photo day is the best!
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