The new, improved Pablo Sandoval

This has never been the destination for Pablo Sandoval-related #fatchat. When the news is good, though, why not promote it? By way of the good folks at SFG Productions, here is svelte Pablo doing svelte-Pablo things.

The good news: Pablo Sandoval looks more fit than he did last year. Fitter. Happier. More productive? Not drinking too much. Regular exercise at the gym (seven days a week). Getting on better with his associate employee contemporaries. At ease. Eating well. No more microwave dinners and saturated fats. All that jazz, but without that dystopic undertones.

The bad news: Mark Teahen is totally the starting third baseman next year. With every pound shed, a million dollars is added to Sandoval's total deal. It's a mathematic principle.

Eventually we'll start the community projections here, and here's a spoiler: 40 home runs. Yep, that's right. I'm predicting 40 home runs. At least 15 of those will be Pablo's, too!

Also, that's a sweet mullhawk. Looking forward to seeing how that looks in a helmet.

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