Giants lose to Padres, nobody cares

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I was playing Super Metroid for most of it.

The Giants are torpid. The Giants are feckless. I have two spec SyFy teleplays. They haven't sold yet, but I'm optimistic. The first one is Feckpid, which is a story about a team that combines the fecklessness of the 2013 Giants with the torpidity of the 2013 Giants. Barry Zito co-stars with Debbie Gibson. The second one is Torkless, and it's a sequel. A horrible, boring sequel.

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I enjoy watching Brandon Belt play baseball, and while I pretended not to care so much about Pablo Sandoval's weight, I really enjoy watching him shrink as the season progresses.

These are positive notes. About the game. Because if you're just going to sit around and complain a Giants loss on a holiday, boy, what kind of loser are you.

oh god we're all sick we're all sick why why why can't we turn this off

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Barry Zito is going to sign a one-year contract with the Rays next year, and he's going to be pretty good. Start dealing with it now.

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Yet at the same time, I can't sake the feeling that I'm "tired" of watching Barry Zito games. It's the dangedest thing.

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/pulls lever

/first wheel comes up Barry Zito

/second wheel comes up Guillermo Moscoso

/third wheel comes up Jean Machi

/bells ring

/earwigs crawl out of bottom of machine

/earwigs envelop you

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The Giants hit a lot of hard-hit outs after getting runners on base on Monday. This is an improvement over the soft-hit outs they normally hit into. Maybe next year, they can transition into soft-hit hits. Baby steps. Baby steps.

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Year Age Tm ERA G IP H ER HR BB SO ERA+
2013 28 OAK 1.19 23 30.1 30 4 0 4 21 318

Dan Otero for the A's this year.

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In the eighth inning, Pablo Sandoval came up with two runners on and a three-run deficit. Duane Kuiper was contractually obligated to describe him as the "tying run." He did it without giggling. This is why he is a professional announcer.

Let's take a moment to remember all of the Giants' three-run homers this year:

Good times.

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Boy, the only labor I experienced today was watching this game, right?

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