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Matty Versus the Bats: A Ballad of the Republic Sung in the Year 2012

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Colossus stood upon the hill and tossed his magic pill
A hundred and twenty-five times
In the box each took turns, score and seven stars
Neutered; sent straight back to the pine

Six went by ground, and seven went by air
Of those seven, in the seventh, one star gave a scare
To the alley! A gapper, did Jordan jack!
But the white shark gobbled it, splayed on the track

Fourteen placards hung fast upon the brick
One for each time the pill passed a stick
Top of nine, the stars take their last lick
Five-three on the putout, and Matt Cain is perfick

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