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I have to put a 4-year-old to bed, which is something that can take a while. If you don't know, you will. And if you're frightened by this because you're in college, your student health center gives out condoms for free. For free.

So for the next hour or so, if you're really desperate for a post, you can play the Brandon Crawford Drinking Game. It goes like this:

1. Watch this GIF over and over again.


2. Every time you say, "Whoa," "What the shit?", or "Daaaamn," you have to take a shot.

3. After you die, you will probably go to a place where Brandon Crawford makes those plays all the time. Maybe. Depends on what you've done with your life.

4. Good grief, Brandon Crawford.

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