I promised I'd do weekly re-caps when y'all so kindly voted me into this league, and I'll start off with a draft re-cap. If you want the full rosters, here's a link to that, but I've taken the liberty of jotting down the important bits and some analysis below. And, if you like--fill out this form with your Community Projections (!)
I'll go team-by-team and give you the significant picks with my own reactions. Note: I don't know the usernames for all of the teams. Let me know and I'll use them from now on.
Brock Lee Kiesch (bigboneded): Matt Kemp, Hanley Ramirez, with first two picks. Found the mole.
The Romo Numerals (?): Ben Zobrist, Austin Jackson. True believer.
The Lohsers (groug): Hacktor!
ResDog's Sockpuppets (ResDog): Jayson Werth, Ichiro Suzuki, Andy Pettitte. Copy/Paste from 2009
RDreamer (?): Cole Hamels, Roy Halladay, Zack Greinke in first five rounds. SP fetish.
The Naanstarters (thirteenthirteen): Matt Cain, Hunter Pence, Ryan Vogelsong, Jeremy Affeldt, Brandon Crawford. Gumble, grumble...asshat.
The Dead Melkmen (?): Madison Bumgarner, Brandon Belt, Josh Rutledge, Drew Storen. Autopick on?
The Quisenberries (fitsnstarts): Shane Victorino. You don't care who else I picked. Look, it was late, there was a timer counting down, Henry Fonda just kept chipping away at me and at some point he started making sense, and I know it was the kid's knife, but he says he lost it, and...why are you looking at me like that?
GiantPain (GiantPain): Allen Craig, Ryan Howard, Eric Hosmer, Adam Dunn, Michael Young. Got a hot tip this was a 1B only league.
Anti-Citrus Corsairs (whatsamatahari): Buster Posey. First overall pick.
Dave (multiphasic): Craig Kimbrel, Jonathan Papelbon, Sergio Romo, all before 12th round. Got a hot tip this was a Saves only league.
Fourteen and Zito (?): Jeff Keppinger. Huh.
Walking Hairy Ass (Grant): Joe Mauer, Mike Napoli, Everth Cabrera, Matt Carpenter. Positional eligibility fetish.
So, there you have it.
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