So you wanna work for the Giants, eh?

Pretend that's a Giant, and pretend you have to catch the crap he's throwing at you. Now you have the right idea. Credit - - Greg Fiume

Here's your chance.

This was passed along to me by a friend, and it might be relevant to your interests:

Title: Bat Boy
Report to: Clubhouse Manager
Department: Baseball Operations
Salary: Non-exempt/Hourly

Always wondered where the bat boys came from. Turns out they probably "applied" for the job. You can get the full job posting and instructions here.

And it's a new millenium, so don't worry. When they say "bat boy", they mean "bat person." I went to high school with a bat person who was the bat boy. But bat person sounds weird. And we all know there's nothing wrong with the term "bat boy."

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via Wikipedia

Almost nothing wrong.

If you, fair McCovey Chronicles reader, should get this job, I will require you to steal very few items from the clubhouse. Hardly any, really. You'll be there mostly for eavesdropping and rumormongering. Even if you don't tell me a thing, you'll still be the "SOURCE:" in all the posts I write with "SOURCE:" in the headline, so you might as well tell me real things.

That's it. Good luck, and godspeed.

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